do they have table service @ strip clubs that serve food?

if they do, have you ordered it?

i can't see it. like, do i have to put my chicken wings down when i'm getting a lap dance?

if i need extra water will the stripper bring it?

buffets near airports.

not bad. They had a stock ticker running along the bottom of the stage for the Wall Street guys.

which is great because the folks that work downtown
can honestly tell their wives that they are still at the office.

you do not order food at strip club

and other stuff like that on the lunch menu, for like $10, and it's good quality. We used to go specifically for the food. My buddy was the GM so we got ridiculous plates for cheap. Girls coming up asking about dances we're like damn can't you see we're eating!

for the lap dances?

will the kitchen re-heat the plate if it gets cold during the dance?

not sure how it works in other parts of the country, but they walk around and come to your table here. Are there strip clubs where you have to go to a specific location to get a lap dance?

i've been to more than one where the lap dance happens in a booth.

they'll do a 'table dance' in the open but it ain't shit.

But these days strip clubs are set up like regular clubs and those wings be on point.

I always got mine to go or ate them in the corner... cant say I ever sen anyone eating a wing while getting a lap dance or throwing greasy ones in the air.

>or throwing greasy ones in the air.

once was during a bender. i had been drinking since forever
so against my better judgment i ordered some food.

it was quite terrible, even by drunk food standards.

the same person that brings me drinks brought the food.
i ate at the table. yes, strippers still ask if you want a dance while you are eating.
she sat on my lap while i ate stale tasting wings and lukewarm mozzerela sticks.
we negotiated about me going to the VIP room, i didn't finish my food because
my god, was it terrible.




the second time i was in an even sleazier strip club that
counter intuitively had much better food.

it was a buffet line.
they catered fajitas from a major restaraunts.
they also had collards, mashed potatoes, and other sides.

my god, was this food delicious.
they gave tiny little plates so i had to go through the (long) line
several times before i got my fill.

none of the strippers approached ppl in the buffet line,
but they did approach me for dances while i ate food while sitting at a chair.

the food at this strip club only was there for an hour.
once the caterer was gone, i don't think there were other options for food.
i left after i ate because the stripper i talked to was overcharging for
what she was willing to offer in the VIP room.

maybe that's why there's no touching at some strip clubs.

I do get the funny mental picture of ass naked strippers in the kitchen getting popped by grease splatters lol

like a crack lab.

and everybody always looks at me funny and they say something along the lines of

"what's the big deal. aint like you gonna have stripper ass & titty sweat all in your buffalo wings".

without fail. that's always the exchange...

titty sweat all up in the potato salad.

If she's all over you anyway, what's the difference.
i get that it's different psychologically.

like ppl that will do anything with you but
don't want you using their toothbrush.

but that's how I justified eating the food.
plus i was drunk and hungry.

>like ppl that will do anything with you but
>don't want you using their toothbrush.

now eat some shake-joint wings too

I remember my boy wanting to try it out for Monday Night Football because they had cheap pitchers. So we reserved a pool table. We got there and didnt realize they had a buffet. The wangs were on point. But made it hard to play pool. But overall it was above average and cheap as shit. Plus tittays. But this was over 10 years ago.

service is during the day for the lunch crowd, something crazy like a $5 steak, they call it the businessman's special.

There's one that has a separate kitchen and seating area, kind of like a mini-diner inside of the club, most people just eat back there. There some other spots were you mainly order at the bar and eat at the bar but some people take it to a table.

I think its good idea, you're out partying, drinking, you get hungry but you're not ready to leave, its wonderful to be able to order some wings and fries or a pizza, get your grub on go wash your hands and get back to getting your freak on.

There's one I got to that always has bowls on the the counter with snacks like popcorn, chips, nuts, etc. Now that shit IS gross to me and I never touch that shit unless I'm there when they first put it out and I see them open and pour it out of the bag, lol.

there is also coffee.

i admit, i have drank the coffee.
but when i see ppl going for those hot dogs... i just can't.

i can't even imagine.

probably b/c i'm usually high as a kite and not at all hungry when i'm in the bathhouse.

at a strip club seems weirder than wings to me

but it had a proper restaurant with fancy tables completely separate. People were in there eating that weren't participating in the nekkid fun.
That's the only time I could see myself eating in a bathhouse or a strip club. Way upscale… lots of light.
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It wasn't one of those fancy places, but those wings... I still remember them and I ate them nearly 10 years ago. I couldn't tell you the name of the strip club, tho. lol

I always swore that I'd never eat at a strip club. But my boy had his bachelor party there & wanted to eat there. It was his show, so I just went along with it.

We had a big table (maybe 12 of us) away from the stage. So we really didn't interact with the dancers at all during dinner. It functioned just like a regular restaurant & the food wasn't terrible.

Still, whenever I go to a strip joint, food is the last thing on my mind. I won't pick a strip club based on their menu.