yes the weather is tight and its hoes.
but most of all it's the feel of it.
you don't have to leave LA to get away from shit.
you can go from being in the middle of everything goin on to completely isolated and on your own
and still be able to be outside, chillin, in a yard with palm trees, drinkin a brew
or downtown at a rooftop party, leaving to get tacos
or in venice at some girl house you been tryna fuck for like a month who still playin but you don't care because its venice and you can leave and go to a bar on the beach and meet more hoes
or down Crenshaw getting a haircut and eatin smothered fried chicken
the quality of life is so tight and you don't have to live in an apartment the size of a kitchen
and we 3 hours behind so all the tv shows and football games come on earlier so you aint gotta wait
and people don't talk all fast and shit
and everybody is like 2 people away from being friends with snoop.
and everybody knows that the shit is kinda corny, so nobody takes themselves that seriously unless they're in entertainment
and it's like 72 degrees today.

there's some wack shit about it like traffic and the inevitable earthquake that's gonna kill us all.
and yeah, there's girls who really talk like kim or Hillary banks.
and you won't know the best shit to do in koreatown unless you're Korean or maybe white.
and people do blow smoke up your ass instead of telling you the truth sometimes.
but that's just because they want you to feel good.
LA feels good.

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