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Topic subjectI know Nicki got fake everythang but cot dayum.
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12668963, I know Nicki got fake everythang but cot dayum.
Posted by lightworks, Sun Dec-07-14 02:39 PM
http://instagram.com/p/wT_2FXL8c0/
12668969, would you smash?
Posted by SooperEgo, Sun Dec-07-14 02:48 PM
12668977, Yup
Posted by lightworks, Sun Dec-07-14 03:01 PM
12669003, until dehydration set in
Posted by GriftyMcgrift, Sun Dec-07-14 04:42 PM
12669048, ... on some biblical shit, my G.
Posted by Kira, Sun Dec-07-14 08:26 PM
I'd smote with such fury and vengeance motherfuckers would be mad at life.

I'd go Jeroen Thornedike on this highly reputable young lass. You only live once so you might as well have fun.

12669350, in front of my T Jones.
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Mon Dec-08-14 11:31 AM
12668978, She needs to go all the way and get calf implants
Posted by J_Stew, Sun Dec-07-14 03:06 PM
12669076, SHAAAAAAAAAADE LMAO
Posted by SankofaII, Sun Dec-07-14 10:05 PM
12668979, RE: I know Nicki got fake everythang but cot dayum.
Posted by Nick Has a Problem...Seriously, Sun Dec-07-14 03:07 PM
That shit don't even look right
12668982, fuck.
Posted by BrooklynWHAT, Sun Dec-07-14 03:21 PM
12668984, I was waiting for someone to talk about her SNL appearance. Forreal doe.
Posted by Buddy_Gilapagos, Sun Dec-07-14 03:23 PM

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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

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12668987, Ass implants have exposed me as a hypocrite.
Posted by Monkey Genius, Sun Dec-07-14 03:33 PM
I've been staunchly anti-plastic surgery forever. Hate fake boobs and nips and tucks and love the body God gave yoblah blah blah.

Ass.
12668988, virginia class.
Posted by Reeq, Sun Dec-07-14 03:38 PM
12668999, That keyboard looks immaculate.
Posted by Kira, Sun Dec-07-14 04:29 PM
12669001, Looks great from far away.
Posted by Musa, Sun Dec-07-14 04:40 PM
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12669005, im happy
Posted by thegodcam, Sun Dec-07-14 04:44 PM
12669009, Out of sheer curiosity I must touch one
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Sun Dec-07-14 05:21 PM
then lick it just to see if it taste the same
then slap it to see if it jiggles
then take a nap on top of it.

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12669015, DON'T! You'll never like the visual again.
Posted by KingMonte, Sun Dec-07-14 05:52 PM
12669039, I don't think thats just implants or butt shots
Posted by Sarah_Bellum, Sun Dec-07-14 07:50 PM
I think it's a padded body suit like drag queens wear. Example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj6jxIWIDro&list=PLEB457C0A78620A47&index=1

Drag girls have been doing this forever.
12669044, I gotta get some but shots
Posted by godleeluv, Sun Dec-07-14 08:05 PM
Like, really.

I can't lose with them.
♥♥Church Diva♥♥
12669051, It looks ridiculous and unless you are a stripper no one will take you serious
Posted by Musa, Sun Dec-07-14 08:42 PM
well no one really takes strippers serious either.
12669068, actually I can deal with my butt, how do I get hip injections?
Posted by godleeluv, Sun Dec-07-14 09:44 PM
I hate my body. Like seriously. Absolutely think I'm shaped terribly and am unattractive to anyone who likes curves. At least I have a nice chest and a pretty face. But tummy down is a tragedy. I'm not gonna lie, if I could do something to look better I would. Exercise isn't going to give me a shape. I blame the fact that I never took bc pills as to why I'm shaped like a teenage boy. Then I have nerve to have a little bit of a gut, so it's really bad.

But hey, things could be worse, I guess.

But let me find a way to get some hips, bet I'd do it in a heartbeat. I wouldn't mind having an ass too but I think flat booty white girls with hips look way better in the body than my wack ass body.

At least I can sing. *shrugs*

♥♥Church Diva♥♥
12669955, I really doubt it's that bad.
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Tue Dec-09-14 12:26 AM
and even if your body is remotely as bad as you think it is it's nothing that squats, bridges, and whatnot couldn't handle.
12669052, please don't
Posted by makaveli, Sun Dec-07-14 08:43 PM
12669069, I don't think it would hurt anything.
Posted by godleeluv, Sun Dec-07-14 09:45 PM

♥♥Church Diva♥♥
12669146, Do some damn squats.
Posted by Binladen, Mon Dec-08-14 07:08 AM
12669699, squats don't give u hips.
Posted by godleeluv, Mon Dec-08-14 04:24 PM
And if you saw my reply I explained it's not really a butt I want, it's hips.
♥♥Church Diva♥♥
12669692, RE: I gotta get some but shots
Posted by TR808, Mon Dec-08-14 04:18 PM
>Like, really.
>
>I can't lose with them.
>♥♥Church Diva♥♥



LOL real hard at this ^^^^^

12669706, lol...I'm saying tho
Posted by godleeluv, Mon Dec-08-14 04:28 PM
They don't have hip pads either. They have butt pads but not hip pads.

It's sad.

I blame fat girls for feeling it's ok to call people skinny but wrong to be called fat. I make sure I call people fat whenever I can nowadays. Especially if they call me skinny.

The other day a fat person reached down to pick something up off the floor and was breathing all hard on the way up. This person had recently told me to get my hands off my imagination when I had put my hands on my "hips" so I made sure to point out how out of shape they were and how they might want to hit the gym to get their breath support improved. Fat bitch.


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12669073, Looking like two bull mastiff puppies in a camo tent
Posted by Binlahab, Sun Dec-07-14 09:51 PM
Tussling over a bone
12669145, Meh. Looks off with those weak thighs. Her other side looks better.
Posted by Binladen, Mon Dec-08-14 07:05 AM
But im not an ass man
12669312, RE: I know Nicki got fake everythang but cot dayum.
Posted by Grand_Royal, Mon Dec-08-14 11:03 AM
http://i58.tinypic.com/nch7hi.jpg
12669938, lol
Posted by The Wordsmith, Mon Dec-08-14 10:43 PM

Since 1976
12669611, the other day I bought some of those undies with the butt pads in em
Posted by sixteenstone, Mon Dec-08-14 03:05 PM
I put on a dress and walked past my husband to see if he would notice. He was playing the piano and stop mid-note.
He was "Turn around! Why does it look like you have a fake butt?!" LOL Wasn't no fooling his ass. Hilarious.
Them shits made my butt look like it was pointy from the side. The back view is fine. It's the side view that gives it away.
12669959, you got them joints out the back of Right On! magazine and shit
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Tue Dec-09-14 12:34 AM
Ordered some shit out the Word Up with Salt and Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine.


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Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D
12669991, Lol
Posted by Mgmt, Tue Dec-09-14 07:03 AM
>Ordered some shit out the Word Up with Salt and Pepa and
>Heavy D up in the limousine.
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>forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in
>ebola virus. - Binlahab
>
>Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is
>dead. - VAsBestBBW
>
>R.I.P. Disco D
12669702, I hope she gets some counseling soon.
Posted by Case_One, Mon Dec-08-14 04:25 PM
Anybody that augments their body to such a degree has to have issues with themselves.

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"America, stop turning our Court Houses of Justice into Dens for Justified Murderers."
12669943, http://i.imgur.com/GN1ug72.gif
Posted by TheRealBillyOcean, Mon Dec-08-14 11:02 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GN1ug72.gif
12669994, LOL.
Posted by Case_One, Tue Dec-09-14 07:39 AM

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"America, stop turning our Court Houses of Justice into Dens for Justified Murderers."
12669949, "And Nicki if you ever tryna fuck, just give me the heads up...
Posted by Beezo, Mon Dec-08-14 11:48 PM

So I can plan for it."
12669961, would keep going until I rupture at least one of 'em.
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Tue Dec-09-14 12:36 AM


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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D
12669993, gross.
Posted by AFKAP_of_Darkness, Tue Dec-09-14 07:21 AM
whenever I see her and (especially) K. Michelle, all I can think about is how they clean those things.

Anyway, the weak ass-to-thigh ratio is a major turnoff.

Nicki's face is beautiful, though. Her body just does very little for me. (Oddly enough, I kinda like her boobs though I've never liked breast implants. They look good in clothes, at least)