Poll question: Would you make sex with Nikki Minaj?

Poll result (81 votes) I am a heterosexual man and I would give that woman the most intense, passionate 72 seconds of her entire young life. Followed by disappointment, shame and the inevitable restraining order. (61 votes) Vote I am a heterosexual man and no, I'm reasonably sure her vagina looks like a deflated balloon crossed with soggy roast beef and a venus fly trap. (8 votes) Vote I am a heteroflexible woman and yes, I would ravage her girl parts -- but delicately, not like one of you slobbering testosterone-addled MENS. (7 votes) Vote I am a heteroflexible woman and no, her vagina probably smells like the inside of a new car and tastes like tinfoil. (2 votes) Vote I am a hetoeroflexible male and I AM VERY CONFLICTED WITH THIS POLL. (1 votes) Vote Other. Also? VOMITING. (2 votes) Vote