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12393845, Ilana from Broad City. Could she get it?
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Wed Dec-31-69 07:00 PM

Poll question: Ilana from Broad City. Could she get it?

Poll result (48 votes)
yes. (38 votes)Vote
don't like girls. (10 votes)Vote

  

12393846, abso-f*ckin-lutely
Posted by Government Name, Thu Mar-27-14 04:48 PM
she not "bad" in the typical sense of the word, but she got something...
12393854, funny plus even mildly hot is amazin
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Thu Mar-27-14 04:55 PM
Maya Rudolph. Nasim pedrad. Debra Wilson. Tina Fey. Aubrey Plaza. Im a sucker for it.
12393855, same here, man
Posted by Government Name, Thu Mar-27-14 04:58 PM
>Maya Rudolph. Nasim pedrad. Debra Wilson. Tina Fey. Aubrey
>Plaza. Im a sucker for it.
12424132, me 3
Posted by gumz, Wed Apr-23-14 10:43 PM
12393856, I'm the only dude on the Abbi train, huh?
Posted by Monkey Genius, Thu Mar-27-14 04:58 PM
12393877, yes, yes you are. now stay there.
Posted by double negative, Thu Mar-27-14 05:11 PM
12393880, I'ma stretch all the way out in this bitch then.
Posted by Monkey Genius, Thu Mar-27-14 05:12 PM
12393890, lol
Posted by double negative, Thu Mar-27-14 05:16 PM
12395730, No, you're not. I want her too. nm
Posted by bwood, Sun Mar-30-14 08:21 AM
12706640, Looks as if she slimmed
Posted by Numba_33, Thu Jan-22-15 09:40 PM
down for season two compared to how she looked in season one. Props to her.
12706643, Her home alone serenade was hilarious.
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Thu Jan-22-15 09:42 PM
12706644, That's no bueno in my world.
Posted by Monkey Genius, Thu Jan-22-15 09:44 PM
Unprops to her. Anti-props.
12706646, Unrelated: Wanna start a band called See Thomas Howl?
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Thu Jan-22-15 09:48 PM
12706657, I shake a mean tambourine.
Posted by Monkey Genius, Thu Jan-22-15 10:10 PM
12706665, All about that soul, man.
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Thu Jan-22-15 10:27 PM
12706663, You're going to have to explain that one to me.
Posted by Numba_33, Thu Jan-22-15 10:24 PM
You think she looks worse slimmed down?
12706668, I like what I like.
Posted by Monkey Genius, Thu Jan-22-15 10:35 PM
12393858, just googled her. fuck no.
Posted by Reeq, Thu Mar-27-14 04:59 PM
12393866, you have to watch an episode to realize it
Posted by Cam, Thu Mar-27-14 05:02 PM
12393869, I watch the show; no.
Posted by spades, Thu Mar-27-14 05:03 PM
12393878, http://i62.tinypic.com/xksrrk.gif
Posted by Rjcc, Thu Mar-27-14 05:12 PM
http://i62.tinypic.com/xksrrk.gif

no?

shit, mo fo me
http://card.mygamercard.net/lastgame/rjcc.png

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at
12393892, the one where she was dressed up in the incest episode....
Posted by double negative, Thu Mar-27-14 05:16 PM
12393898, lol, nah fam. I do see the appeal tho.
Posted by spades, Thu Mar-27-14 05:24 PM
12393882, homely white bitches aint my thing bro.
Posted by Reeq, Thu Mar-27-14 05:12 PM
12393873, She just gives off the GREAT pussy vibe
Posted by BigReg, Thu Mar-27-14 05:08 PM
plus she acts like she would def. be down with the three screw or even help ya fuck other chicks without her.

12393876, maaaaan listen.
Posted by double negative, Thu Mar-27-14 05:10 PM
12393886, All like, "I know this hot Domincan chick that you would love!"
Posted by BigReg, Thu Mar-27-14 05:14 PM
While you breaking her off one in between drinks at bathroom of the local bar
12393990, lol
Posted by dafriquan, Thu Mar-27-14 06:47 PM
i had a girl like this. except that statement was followed "you better stay away from her!"
12394047, I'm kinda worried
Posted by Numba_33, Thu Mar-27-14 08:02 PM
that folks in here might be assuming the character she plays on the show mirrors how she is in real life. I wonder if she was more demure or low key if folks would be jumping at the bit over her.
12395554, She's more low key
Posted by BigReg, Sat Mar-29-14 05:38 PM
according to a comedian friend of mine.

However, the post specifically mentioned the character, leave my fantasys alone, dammit!
12393879, i fucks with hell of jewish girls
Posted by double negative, Thu Mar-27-14 05:12 PM
12393881, I have a thing for curly haired jewface jawns.
Posted by PlanetInfinite, Thu Mar-27-14 05:12 PM
She's annoyingly hot.

And Abbi can definitely get it but Ilana brings it out of me.

Also, you know that bush is wild and untamed.

i'm out.
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12393896, yo.
Posted by MiQL, Thu Mar-27-14 05:19 PM

>Also, you know that bush is wild and untamed.

12393942, 100% actual factuals.
Posted by spawn2k, Thu Mar-27-14 06:09 PM
12393944, I do too, but something about Ilana look dirty to me.
Posted by spades, Thu Mar-27-14 06:11 PM
Like she'd give you thrush - we've talked about this before. I know we have....
12393947, She is kinda unclean looking. I dig that.
Posted by PlanetInfinite, Thu Mar-27-14 06:13 PM
She always looks like she just woke up.

i'm out.
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"WHOLESALE REUSABLE GROCERY BAGS!!"
@etfp
12393999, That's part of the appeal, man!
Posted by MiQL, Thu Mar-27-14 06:58 PM
>Like she'd give you thrush - we've talked about this before.
>I know we have....
12394032, alllllll facts. I gotta watch masters of sex b4 lizzy caplan
Posted by Rjcc, Thu Mar-27-14 07:37 PM
gets knocked off the throne

http://card.mygamercard.net/lastgame/rjcc.png

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at
12395551, ^^^ SAID RACHEL MADDOW IS HOT
Posted by Starks dunked on Bulls, Sat Mar-29-14 05:23 PM
>She's annoyingly hot.
>
>And Abbi can definitely get it but Ilana brings it out of me.
>
>Also, you know that bush is wild and untamed.
>
>i'm out.
>_____________________
>"WHOLESALE REUSABLE GROCERY BAGS!!"
>@etfp
12395565, haha she does look like the one jew friend I made at summer camp
Posted by illegal, Sat Mar-29-14 05:59 PM
12424069, L'chaim! one day I'ma go to Israel and lose my mind
Posted by j., Wed Apr-23-14 09:04 PM
I've entered the promised land a couple of times and it's been better than I imagined

shalom to Aventura JAP's
12424263, Me too fam
Posted by hardware, Thu Apr-24-14 07:42 AM
12394006, oh okp
Posted by Vizionz28, Thu Mar-27-14 07:03 PM
12394008, sometimes forget that could they get it posts
Posted by sosumi, Thu Mar-27-14 07:07 PM
can be for those already getting it
12394030, supporting argument:
Posted by double negative, Thu Mar-27-14 07:36 PM
http://previously.tv/m/2014-02-20-bc3.jpg

http://flavorwire.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/broad-city-photo-credit-walter-thomson_dcs87261-e1392848919211.jpg

http://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_606w/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2014/01/13/Style/Images/ig-aj-photo-credit-Linda-Kallerus-2.jpg


12394036, Some of these replies make it seem like
Posted by Invisiblist, Thu Mar-27-14 07:43 PM
there are people in here saying "no," but I don't even see those replies.
12395560, Home girl asked, "why do all the brothers I know love that show."
Posted by Buddy_Gilapagos, Sat Mar-29-14 05:51 PM
And I was like, it's about two white chicks that love brothers.

I mean in the last ep chick was clearly fucking an okp type dude.

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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

http://www.tumblr.com/blog/blackpeopleonlocalnews
12395563, she's cute but in a "penicillin on deck" kinda way.
Posted by illegal, Sat Mar-29-14 05:55 PM
12395728, Lmao
Posted by blkprinceMD05, Sun Mar-30-14 08:17 AM
12395577, It would be disrespectful sex.
Posted by urbgriot, Sat Mar-29-14 06:15 PM
like facials, hair pullin, profanity, commanding sex.
12395630, on sight
Posted by Brother Rabbit, Sat Mar-29-14 08:12 PM
12395767, http://comedycentral.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/broad_city/video/broadcity_103_divergent_days_640x360.jpg?width=480&height=270&crop=true
Posted by Garhart Poppwell, Sun Mar-30-14 09:59 AM
http://comedycentral.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/broad_city/video/broadcity_103_divergent_days_640x360.jpg?width=480&height=270&crop=true
12422406, Youtube ideos from her for you folks to enjoy
Posted by Numba_33, Tue Apr-22-14 11:19 PM
I haven't watched them myself and I'm surprised the view counts aren't higher given that she has a show on Comedy Central. Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/user/ChronicGamerGirl/videos
12422431, Duuuuude thiiiiiiiis riiiiiiigh heeeeeeere:
Posted by double negative, Wed Apr-23-14 01:06 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHmf_-21A4Q#t=66
12703735, yammers
Posted by GriftyMcgrift, Wed Jan-21-15 12:22 AM
12705195, Oh, hypnotic sway.
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Thu Jan-22-15 05:14 AM
12422448, just going off who replied
Posted by SeV, Wed Apr-23-14 04:29 AM
i knew she was going to be a funny lookin white chik before i even googled






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Dallas Heatvricks BACK 2 BACK CHAMPS!!
12443054, Yep. She's cool tho
Posted by Mgmt, Sat May-10-14 12:55 PM
>i knew she was going to be a funny lookin white chik before i
>even googled
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>Dallas Heatvricks BACK 2 BACK CHAMPS!!
12422455, So if u wldn't fuck this barely okay looking yt chick, you don't like girls?
Posted by Clarence Clarke, Wed Apr-23-14 06:08 AM
Smh
Definitely some "only on okp" shit.



12424056, She probably cool as hell and got a nice rack but
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Wed Apr-23-14 08:41 PM
she is not my cup of tea.

http://soundcloud.com/djshinobishaw
http://www.rareformnyc.com
http://twitter.com/DJShinobiShaw
https://twitter.com/RareFormNYC
PSN: ShinobiShaw

"Arm Leg Leg Arm How you doin?" (c)T510
12424065, i love how this shit is so hard to comprehend.
Posted by double negative, Wed Apr-23-14 09:00 PM
like


its not like fools are saying she is beyonce

or fools are saying she is the finest woman on earth.


you aint never got into the vibe someone put off?

its all about vibe in this situation

sexuality or the perception there of can come in hundreds of forms


that said.....
12705197, Girls say it all the time. But it usually means ugly with money.
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Thu Jan-22-15 05:17 AM
*cough* 95% of the rappers living/dead
12424131, she was looking right in this...
Posted by gumz, Wed Apr-23-14 10:42 PM
http://youtu.be/X6g81LPBoBw

but mostly i just like her cause she's hilarious...i'm a sucker for dorky funny chicks. not saying they compare to dimes but they have a lane.
12424262, You must be Bob Vila. Nail on the head.
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Thu Apr-24-14 07:41 AM
12443038, Started watching the show. I'm a fan now too.
Posted by IkeMoses, Sat May-10-14 12:26 PM
12443059, Yall don't heah me.
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Sat May-10-14 01:10 PM
12702566, they can both get it
Posted by Binladen, Mon Jan-19-15 07:06 PM
12702578, yall niggas sayin no got goals. and i respect that.
Posted by now or never, Mon Jan-19-15 07:25 PM
I got a homie I asked this very question
he said no
and that he likes broads like kim and Erica mena
as if he finna walk up on one of them bitches in Ralphs by the red onions.
but don't let the dream die.

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No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. (c) HL Mencken or some other motherfucker.
12702592, Posts like these man...
Posted by Meadow, Mon Jan-19-15 07:56 PM

I just wanted to put this here because I am a fan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tDN5DYsNk0
12705196, That episode kills.
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Thu Jan-22-15 05:16 AM
12702599, what? no.
Posted by fontgangsta, Mon Jan-19-15 08:08 PM
just, no.
12702644, definitely. i'd give it to abbi too.
Posted by BrooklynWHAT, Mon Jan-19-15 09:23 PM
12703670, Yes...and
Posted by jimaveli, Tue Jan-20-15 09:53 PM
real tawk, cats need to hit off more chicks like her just to make sure they aren't cool with chicks like her. Dudes need to quit acting like they are making a calendar when they pick girls.
12703682, I like her character but not like that
Posted by Grand_Royal, Tue Jan-20-15 10:24 PM
12705177, on the show, yes. irl, not so much
Posted by atruhead, Thu Jan-22-15 01:55 AM
she plays the sexy role really well but she comes off as goofy off camera, maybe an intentional ploy to make you forget her body
12705198, This is also true about Angela from the Office.
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Thu Jan-22-15 05:25 AM
You watched for years.

You had zero clue she could get it.

I'll blow your mind right now, because yes she can.

http://www.nbc.com/sites/nbcunbc/files/files/images/2014/12/30/141222_2836580_The_Fixer.jpg

http://www.nbc.com/bad-judge/video/the-fixer/2836580?onid=205936#vc205936=1

Go on and skip to the 10:30. Tell me I lied.
12706674, You lying.
Posted by SeV, Thu Jan-22-15 10:43 PM
ain't going to knock ur preferences cause there pretty much glaring now

but yea


but im banned tho.
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12706682, K.
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Thu Jan-22-15 10:51 PM
Well, I was surprised to see she wasn't the shriveled shrew she played all those years on the show.

Sorry for takin the proverbial glasses and ponytail off for you.

Carry on.
12706689, I guess.
Posted by SeV, Thu Jan-22-15 11:01 PM
I mean I suppose they could get it

but I can squint my eyes and tilt my head at any chik who isnt ugly and/or obese and be like 'ehh.. y not'

would any of these women catch my attention on the street?

no

but like I said aint knockin ur preferences


but im banned tho.
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12706691, Watch the clip. If you ain't shocked that this:
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Thu Jan-22-15 11:05 PM
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101114055935/theoffice/images/8/8f/Angela-angela-martin-16100769-512-288.jpg

And this:

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/polls/970000/970236_1331185843464_full.jpg

Are the same person, I don't know what to tell you.

12705272, RE: Ilana from Broad City. Could she get it?
Posted by ChanEpic, Thu Jan-22-15 09:20 AM
http://cdn.thewire.com/media/img/upload/wire/2014/01/22/Screen_Shot_2014_01_22_at_3.06.40_PM-1/lead_large.png
12705340, i guess but im still leaning towards no
Posted by MiracleRic, Thu Jan-22-15 09:59 AM
she could get it no more than the average chick probably could

but if i worked with her at a bar or something...i'd probably never "try" but would hook up after a random get together or something...

she'd be one of those...depends on what she's wearing type of hollas...like she'd have to be pretty non-descript most of the time then i see her in something that really flatters her (read: slutty or tight) and i'd be like "hmmm, never thought of u this way but...*dickpic*" type of shit

so blue but with a splash of cranberry