its hard work tho..

and the stories about drunk people would have me flip out

I tried to wait tables and last one night. Ole girl was asking for one thing at a time every time I passed by her. Can I get a cup with ice? Another fork? More this, and then more that. I bucked on her. “ma’am... I’m not running back and forth for you all night.. what all do you want and I’ll bring it to you”