Sitting at home, trying to enjoy my last day of a three day weekend, trying to create an ambient and relaxing atmosphere. Sitting on my couch with no pants on, I light a match to light a candle.

The match breaks in half right at the point of ignition. The lit match head proceeds to tumble to my thighs, first singeing the left thigh then as I scramble to grab and extinguish the match singes the right thigh. The still lit match slides between the couch cushion. I hurriedly pull up couch cushion, the match has been extinguished and I haven't set myself or my apartment on fire. I light the candle with an automatic lighter.

I uhm love the feel of lighting matches, but I kinda am scared to use them right now? Maybe in a few months. Smh.