first time ever teaching in my life. Going well so far but...

already had a student plagiarize. I gave these motherfuckers an opportunity for extra credit. Shit was due at noon last tuesday. Nigga submitted his shit at 3pm last Tuesday. I read it and it sounded very familiar. I copy and pasted his paragraphs into Google and that shit took me to an abstract where this motherfucka cut and paste that shit word-for-fucking-word.

I took that shit personally. I felt disrespected. Like damn, nigga if you gonna plagiarize at least be slick with it. Switch the sentences around, through in a few of your own words at least. Smh.