I met a female, we talked on the phone for a few weeks. Finally got together for a date. She was fine, educated, had her life together and was a bank manager on the rise with a major Financial Institution. Well, we meet up, she's looking as good a day one. We talked and the convo was great. We decided to take a walk after the meal and I could tell that she was feeling a brother.

So I guess to get the mess out there show say, "I have something to tell you before we go further in this." I'm like uh oh, she's got a man. NOPE she tells me that she has Herpes. Dun DUN DUUUUUN!

ME: OK

HE: Really?

ME: Yeah.

HER: You're cool with that?

ME: I didn't say that. I just said OK

HER: Oh.

ME: Well, you know what this means

HER: I know.

ME: We can be cool. But that's it

HER: I'm good.

She still tried to kiss me good night. I was like Cheek BLOCK!



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"The unexamined life is not worth living." - Plato