I know that's a part of the contract. Sometimes it's big sometimes it's small. Right now I'm sitting here listening to a band called Toad the Wet Sprocket. Sounds like the 90s for white people. I paid money to go to their show tomorrow. I don't know if there's enough drugs around for me to enjoy this. But I'm gonna do it with some whiskey and a shit eating grin.

Meanwhile football season is right around the corner. I already have set times to be left alone or to join me on this couch.