You ever see someone's dog or puppy and just want to pet them for a few minutes? I ran up on a police dog in another country and started petting him until the cops came up to me after the dog started growling.

Fuck cats tho with their lazy asses.

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Does anyone else have to resist the urge to call 911 after seeing a suspicious white male in the vicinity that looks like they're up to no good? I call 911 anytime I see a white male with carrying a gun open carry or not. They might be en route to commit some terrorism and I'll be damned if I get caught in the crossfire.