13020020, ^^^ co sign all of this. Posted by Cold Truth, Wed May-11-16 05:59 PM
I’m well past the point of wanting to use such a power for anything altruistic. I’d be a billionaire and anyone fucking with me and mine would be absolutely terrified of showers, baths, clean clothes, and would eat nothing but funyuns.
Or an overwhelming urge to punch themselves in the crotch whenever someone tries to shake their hand.
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