standing in line and the cashier was cool and just talking about books and next thing you know this White boy made a dash like he was Rob Gronkowski and bounced outta the Door.

that turkey hauled major Bootay. they ain't even got an alarm

when did White folks start robbing Barnes and Nobles?

is that what is cracking in the Burbs?

I felt good though because they were looking for a white boy
and i could be all cool and say yeah they always steal books