Shorty and I used to work the phones together, and she would be on the bus talking CASH SHIT!!!

No worries....we played the game for a bit and then I got her over to the crib and I'm like "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIIIIIIIIIGHT!!"

She tells me she's multiorgasmic....I'm like "multiorwhatmic?"

Anyway....we get into it and I'm putting forth an EXTREMELY average performance because I'm still relatively new to the game.

She gets hers.....locks her legs out like don't touch me, I'm sensitive....

I start talking slick in her ear....we go again.

She gets hers....locks her legs out....starts shaking and shit.

Meanwhile I'm sitting here in between running laps around the house and cupping these smurf colored balls I have....

We tried that like 2 more times....

After that 4th time...she literally was too sensitive to even shake her hand w/o shudders.

Then she went home.

"SHE GOT HERRZ....I AIN'T GET MIIIIINEZ....I'M LIKE FUCK!!!"

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