this was early in the game, a long time ago during my first years of college.

Bonnie was a friend who invited me over to hang out with her because she was afraid after hearing some "loud noises" outside of her apartment.

I ended up spending the night, to calm her worried mind.

This led to us boning for the first time.

I'm not really sure how long I lasted. That didn't really matter. What mattered is that she never did.

Somehow, on a separate occasion, I ended up back in her bed. Somehow this time she came before I did. And to my shock and silent horror, she immediately stopped the sex session, looked me dead in the eyeballs while she said "I guess we're even now," and promptly lay down and fell asleep.

Lesson. Learned.