Come in here and hopefully someone can validate your craziness.

Me? I sometimes iron my shirt while I am wearing it (washboard abs-vertisment).

Like if I'm running late and need a real quick touch up, I'll grab the iron, crank that thing up to cotton, and get busy right on my chest.

I just had a glance in the mirror where I realized how stupid this is. Probably don't save any time at all.
I just pray no one has ever seen me doing it lol.

How about y'all? You warsh meats? Freeze your weights?