Here's part of the menu: http://s3-media1.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/_r_l_31VmAn-vRPRT1ukWQ/o.jpghttp://s3-media2.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/pKPBtlSfeeGyJgJ7AxtnFw/o.jpgI mean, Applebees is far better than what the OP describes