Man, I'm one of the last three people in the office.

I embraced my inner Dominican and came to work without socks on.

And it just felt natural.

YOU CAN'T SUE ME FROM HERE.

But you can try.

I'm sharing.

What are your Memorial Weekend plans?

Any barbecues I can crash with my hideously deformed man-hooves?

Poll question: I am barefoot at work.

Poll result (2 votes) You're disgusting. (1 votes) Vote #FFFFFFuck you, buddy. (1 votes) Vote I hope you catch some kind of dreadful disease that requires amputation over Memorial Day weekend (0 votes) Vote Sounds liberating. Pants next. (0 votes) Vote ...I literally can't (0 votes) Vote Other. (0 votes) Vote