Funniest night ever. I had a girl over after the club, and between 3:30 AM and 5 AM, I'm getting text from the homie AND the girl (since she's our friend too) both with the opposite intention.

His texts: "Ok, so she let me use the bathroom, should I say I'm too drunk to drive home?"

Her: "OMG I let him use the bathroom and now he won't leave!"

Him: "She gave me a blanket and I'm on the couch. How do I get into her room?"

Her: "OMG he claims he's too cold to sleep on the couch, and he has to sleep in my bed!"

Oh...all of this after they literally made out the ENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE night. Like awlllllll night.