We've all heard the stories of artists demanding a brown Playstation 1 and a bowl of nothing but green M&M's right?

So let's say you're the hottest sensation. List 10-20 things the venue/promoter MUST have in your dressing room or you'll walk off in a diva-like huff...

Me, ain't no show if I ain't got:

1. A VHS copy of the first Muppet movie
2. 2.5 lbs of Twizzlers
3. A microwave and Stouffers mac and cheese (LORD HELP YOU IF IT'S NOT STOUFFER'S)
4. One plum floating in perfume in a tophat.
5. Three bottles of Pappy Van Winkle
6. Two flat screen 4K TV's
7. 7 bags of spinach
8. A book of matches
9. one case of Fiji water
10. Tattoo artist on call. (not for me though, I have none)
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