Okay so messican chick at the JO. She separated, 2 kids with 2 different dudes....Cant stay focused on a man to save her life

she done axed me to be her man whisperer.

Now she is STILL married on paper but they aint dealt in 2 years. They aint done the divorce yet.

So i ask her what her issue is and she tells me she wants to focus on ONE MAN

I say okay how many you talking to


she says

"Im talking to 9 dudes currently but i'm only sleeping with the preacher"


i laughed like shit.

Anyway out of the nine men she's hollan at

One is a black football coach at an east coast school that she met online
One is a black cop
One is a white fireman
One is a black preacher
One is a messican teacher
One is her first baby daddy(black)
One is a white car salesman
One is a black lawyer
One is a messican grad student

she gave me all the good and bad qualities of them all and we've narrowed them down to

football coach
preacher(i'm still laffin)
Fireman

she's partial to negroids

but she sees her luck aint been good with us.

She likes the preacher a lot, he runs a church and is in school so all he got time for is a quick tightening up and ghost.

I am still dying at that shit lol. She don't like how i laff at it....

Anyway She likes the football dude but don't wanna do long distance.....

Fireman treats her the nicest..i told her don't waste his time. He white and nice, u aint ready for that.