at the end, when the mom is saying something to the dad at the reception

Wife: Cletus...CLETUS! Are u listening to me?

Cletus: Huh? What? You think I be listenin to you? (Chuckles) After all these years, you think I b listen to you? I'ONT BE LISTENIN TO YOUUUU!


Shit had me on the floor the first time I heard it


Also in meet the Klumps, Sherman's brother had me in stitches:

"Why you gotta tear me down in fronta my seed on the regular?"