84900, My friend had a party last week and walked in on his friend... Posted by Mole, Mon May-04-09 12:38 AM
... making out with some chick in his room. Without missing a beat, my friend cockblocked him with Pacino's monologue from that scene, accent and all. "Well, well, well -- shoulda known I'd find ya in here. You can come in my house, drink my beer, eat my food, but you DO NOT FUCK IN MY BED!" We all died instantly.
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