It might not be an obvious gag, or maybe it was a mistake that you took notice of when no one else did. These things usually pop out at me when I'm not even watching a movie...I might be in the shower or in traffic or something, but..

I'm going to list a couple.

"Friday". I mean, this is pretty much a standard in any dvd collection, and the movie is funny as hell, but one thing that just jumped out at me yesterday. When Deebo is hitting Craig and Smokey up for money, and they're telling him they're broke, and Deebo says "Ya'll are some ballers, and your broke!". LOL How is Deebo going to call them ballers? Weren't they 2 broke guys sitting on the porch high (Craig lost his job). That shit had me laughing yesterday. He said it so matter-of-factly, too...like he was so surprised they didn't have any money.

"Rush Hour 2". Coincedentally, another Chris Tucker-related moment. My boy pointed this one out to me. When Jackie Chan and Tucker were fighting the guys in the massage spa in their towels, and one of them yells something to the other (I forget). They flash to Tucker and he had a guy picked up over his head, then just drops him. lol WTF? I can't believe I didn't notice this before it was pointed out, but... Tucker just brought him up over his head, arms completely extended, and just dropped him lol

"The Big Lebowski". This shouldn't count, 'cause this whole movie is funny. I mean, someone sneezes...the shit is funny in this movie. Even tho Steve Buscemi (sp) doesn't have alot of lines in this movie, and alot of gags were pulled off wrather in his expense, when John Goodman says "Fuckin nazis", and he says "They were nazi's dude?"...you'd be hard=pressed to find a better example of unintentional comic genius that the way he says that lol

Add on

>When Deebo is hitting Craig
>and Smokey up for money, and they're telling him they're
>broke, and Deebo says "Ya'll are some ballers, and your
>broke!".

It's now rejuvenated my love for this line lol

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how when Mikey goes to Sue's house and all those guys they got into it with earlier ("fuckin House of Pain") are there playing video games.. they're saying the EXACT same shit they were saying in the parking lot. "Smack that bitch!" "Roll up bitch. Roll up"....

genius

Seriously, just keep your eyes on dude whenever Jesus is on screen. It's like he's this nerd who thinks Jesus is the coolest guy ever and he's down with him. Just his mannerisms killed me.

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Lebowski is probably the funniest movie ever and I believe it to all be 100% intentional to the last minute detail, even that guy.

Seriously, he's the wind beneath Jesus's wings in that role. The Jesus would be nothing without his hype man.

like a regular looking bowling guy lol

I love how jesus says it all matter of factly, like EVERYONE knows Liam. "Me and Liam gonna fuck you up" or some shit.

the audience gets to imagine how they got from point A, meeting because one was a sex offender who had to introduce himself to his new neighbors, to point B, becoming a great bowling team whose teammates back each other up no matter what.

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Woody Allen Flick, with that dude from American pie and Christina Ricci

"...You should be thanking (him)!"
"Sure, I'll send him a card. As soon as I figure out how to make a letter bomb."

This was said kinda straight, and I don't think it was supposed to be a major laugh, but shit had me in stitches.

I mean, I knew which flick you meant, but I was getting confused between Jason Biggs and John Cusack. That's never good.

I was getting
>confused between Jason Biggs and John Cusack. That's never
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"Excuse me?!?!?!"

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"Fletch" is one of the most forgotten about 80's comedies ever.

> "Fletch" is one of the most forgotten about 80's comedies
>ever.

i remember hearin that awhile back.


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... book Fletch Won. It was gonna be a "pre-quel" type jawn with a young Fletch.

It could've worked, but nothing has been said about it in years.





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Dirk's such a dumbass, I always get the feeling that he doesn't understand that Scotty is gay. "WHY did you do that Scotty?!"

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to make the money. L.O.L.

They way Dirk screams that....it's so dramatic lol You don't know whether it's horrible acting on Mark's part, or because Dirk is such a dillwad and he just whines it.

Also, they way Scotty tries to recover from him. He grabs Dirk in a yoke and when Dirk pushes away, Scotty's just stuttering and babbling "Uhhh, oh god! uuuhhhh, I'm...uhhhh, so sorry!" LOL

When he goes "I'm sto stupid stupid stupid" and hits himself in the head. That is legendary fucking acting right there.

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Dirk looking at shoes "I'm gonna fuck buy these"

Todd Parker "Don't dance Sunday nights"

Reed & Dirk in the studio "feel, feel feel ... feel my heat"

Dirk in the Amber interview "Can I speak directly to the camera Amber"?

Dirk going off "I know fucking karate"!

Video tape dude in Jack's office "I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me"

Dude to Jack in the editing room "It's a real film Jack"

so damn many from this movie it could go on and on
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And Reed starts asking him about weightlifting......LMFAO

That movie is non-stop hilarity

I mean, even as a kid I always laughed at Daniel's ass whoopin on the beach, and the way his "friends" reacted to it.

Plus when he came home with the bike after gettin run off the road, like...why even come home with the bike if you gon beat it's ass.

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...then trashing it LOL

Yeah, Daniel was making some classic noises and faces in every scene he gets his ass beat. I don't remember details, but when he's on his stomahce, mouth open, like he just can't believe what pain he's in...LOL

way too funny.

Ha! I already know that move!

"Eyes?"


Fear and Loathing

I LMAO every time.


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what the hell happened?

Let's get out of here, where's the elevator?

I love those lines. But you can watch the movie a bunch of times and miss them if you don't have good speakers or CC on.

himself

"There I was... Mother of God, there I am! "

In Taxi Driver,the exchange between DeNiro and Keitel when Bickle is "looking for action"

DeNiro's expressions are hilarious because Bickle is so awkward socially.

I'm already giggling.

classic

>classic

Doing white choclate and playin D always kills me.

Whoops. I sharted.

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throwing the golf balls into the pool and trying to hit that kid who got in the way.

diving into the pool with his budweiser bathing trunks.

his wife with her manstress, not giving a fuck.

all that shit was just gold.

I don't know why exactly, but that killed me.

it was so quick but fuckin hilarious

That guy is watching TV with his wife (who's pissed off at him for a very good reason) and can't find the remote. So, he says, "Are you sitting on it?" and she gives him a look of death.

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My Cousin Vinny:

- When the judge says Joe Pesci is once again in contempt of court and he mumbles "there's a big fuckin surprise".

- When the car gets stuck in the mud and he exits the car, and goes to slam the door shut and slips in the mud and falls on his ass... i mean, that has to be the best fall ever captured on film- his feet were literally above his head.


Friday:

Deebo: What's up, Stanley?
Stanley: *No response*
Deebo: Well, fuck you then punk!


Stanley's face, and the way Deebo says that shit just cracks me up everytime.


The Big Lebowski:

Well come on.. id basically be writing the entire script here.
Funniest movie ever (c) Simpsons Comic Book Guy

....juRAY!!!"

I love 'my cousin vinny'!

>Friday:
>
>Deebo: What's up, Stanley?
>Stanley: *No response*
>Deebo: Well, fuck you then punk!
>
>
>Stanley's face, and the way Deebo says that shit just cracks
>me up everytime.

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...That's My Mamma.


"I used ta cop a lot, But never copped no drop,
Hold mics like ponytails tight, and bobble lops" DOOM

I sooo didn't realize that was a real tv show until TVone started playing the episodes.

But, that line is hilarious! But, the preacher had so many lines in that movie!

Cabbie: "thanks a lot buddy"

Thurgood: "just be happy with the tip I gave you... damn"

when your boy killed the horse, and the cop starts screaming "WHYYYY???", and your boy joined in like halfway through the word. He looked up slowly, and said "yyyyYYYYYYYY???" LOL His face is hillarious.

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Scarface: Yo, I'm CUBAN b!

Samson: yessss, Cuban B.

I laugh everytime.

Like "YO! GET IT RIGHT...BUT PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!"

the way Samson says that shit....hahha.

Obviously you missed the whole point of that story.

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to find out he's mr nice guy

"YOU smoke weeeed?! At last we can share everything!"

LOL

And Its hard being black and Gifted. Im dying right now.

It's not from a movie, but fuck it.

BOONDOCKS "Let's Nab Oprah" episode when Huey and Riley are fighting upstairs by the banister.

Riley was packing a pistol and a skillet. Still got that ass beat.

In the non matted version when Pee Wee is pulling the chain from the case on the bike and you see it coming from the bottom. Also, later on when driving on the road at night when you see the road signs passing by on tracks.

I don't know why, but as a kid I was dying when I saw that.

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and pee wee has his cameo as the bellhop, he looks into the lens at least two dozen times.

every time i watch it, i laugh exponentially harder everytime he glances at the camera.

i played the SH*T out of that movie when i was younger.

For his full attention and he gives her his "full attention" face.

Wait, didn't a giant ear appear on him at that point?

When Tucker and Chan go to the spa to get massages from the girls, and the lady at the desk is speaking to Jackie Chan in chinease, and Tucket grabs her hand and she kinda pulls it away with the nonchulantly annoyed expression LOL Tucker didn't even flinch either.

Craig's on the phone with his girl & shes accusing him of cheating ("you aint got to LIE CRAIG!!!) she got some other nigga in the background sleep in her bed! That always kills me. And it something a lot of peeps aint notice.

But, yeah, her trifling ass....

the way val kilmer says that gets me every time

when phillip seymour hoffman starts stuttering in big lebowski

two chicks at the same time."

long pause...the look on dude's face is straight comedy...

how the fuck has it been this long before anybody mentions Office Space???

the nazi's had pieces of flair that they made the jews wear.

I've posted about this before, but when a young Woody Harrelson is running towards his dad (Howie Long), and he attempts to jump a small picket fence, instead falling on his face, that's perhaps the moment that best fits in this post. It's not one of the big gags on the movie, in fact, Howie Long even hardly reacts to it ,and if you looked away for an instant, you missed it, but it got instant rewind treatment my first time through watching it.

that actor is a friend of the Farrelly's and he played Irene's ex-boyrfriend in Me, Myself, & Irene.

It's been since probably '99 or so that I've seen Kingpin last, but I woulda bet money up until right now that Howie Long was the dad.

I think you just ruined my childhood . . . :)


>that actor is a friend of the Farrelly's and he played Irene's
>ex-boyrfriend in Me, Myself, & Irene.

Makes sense, I've never seen Irene.

I hate Roger, but his scene in the movie is probably my favorite. "I oughta stew slap you!"

The Island...the entire movie...the product placement...the idea that this fairly elaborate conspiracy was devised by brilliant men that forgot to install a camera in Ewan's room...
mutatis mutandem

When Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson are walking and there is another guy that walks past them. After the guy walks past them, he slips on the ice and almost bust his ass. It's funny because it doesn't look intentional.

"i roll dolo from state to state!" singin Meth

...shit trips me out erytime

Friday...the sided to side motion DJ Pooh does before runnin to his car...i swear he has the best scene in the movie....

Slam...the whole movie was funny to me....i SWEAR it seemed like that blind dude was lookin outta the bottom of his bandages when he said his lines.....hillarious movie

Baby boy...snoop runnin....hell the whole movie...when dude gets his ass whooped by ving rhames...or even when he goes over ole girl's house and acts all surprised she wants to fuck......i really hate that movie, but it's funny...

the movie that had absolutely nothing to do with the movie where this little boy did this martial arts sequence... too funny!!!

And I actually like that movie.
But I also think of it as a gore/comedy flick.
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-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

.....,"BACK UP IN YOUR ASS WITH THE RESURRECTION!"....mwhahahahahaha

Just thrown in their for no reason.

"Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore!" -bob

"Back up in your ass with the resurrection" -samir

"PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?!" -MIKE bolton

One of the best parts is during the virus loading sequence when peter and samir do the disk hand-off. Right when they make the exchange, the shot freezes for a split second. Shit is classic

when she struggles with that garage guy with the speech impediment, runs back out to her car, manages to get in, hits the accelerator knocking him off the bonnet, then he stands up and shouts (in vain)

'THERE'S SOMEBODY IN THE BACK SEAT'

when H.I. robs the grocery store and she looks in the window and goes: "you sumbitch...".



priceless

yang 5th hits the prince or pan mei (i can't remember) so hard his head goes through a coffin, killing him. the abbot IMMEDIATELY bows his head and gives thanks to buddha. maybe it's just me but thanking your god for letting (or not preventing) this guy to die in such a humiliating manner is the most hilarious thing in the world

also pretty much every chia-liang liu directed ending is extremely funny, simply because they end so abruptly

in a panic, grabbing the other dudes legs even.

I dont remember the lines but the part where he was asking for break and his boss was being a jerk.

boss: clean up, mop up, take out the trash, THEN go on your break
black dude: *mumbles* cheap ass sorry ass...PICKUP!!

In Beat Street when Ramos arguing w/his pops and says "you dont even come see what I do" the way his voice trails off on "do" is hilarious to me

The Wedding Singer "you hit two cones, those could have been people" "The were cones!" that ish is hilarious, must repeat everytime I see some cones.

lolol

nobody EVER gets this reference

and I make it whenever possible

Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No not me, you

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When The Dude hits the trashcan with his car, the fact that it did a little bunnyhop when it hit at 7 MPH was more than I could take. Every time I see that I'm in tears. That and the face The Dude makes every time Walter does something unbelievable stupid is just classic.


Oh, and cursing Walter out, but still saying he'll be at practice. That shit was classic. Especially if you have ever bowled in a league before

When Jesus walks up to them, and the cameroa scrolls to their faces in slow motion...you already KNOW what Walter's face will look like...you already know, but when the camera finally reaches him, your like LOLOLOLOLOL

Goodman was the shit in that movie. If it wasn't for the fact that The Dude walked around all day getting high, drinking white russians and smoking (what I would pay to do all month) he would have stole the show hands down.

dude i'm laughing my ass off just reading this.

"Who's this guy"

"Who am I? I'M A GOD DAMN VETERAN"

i used to say that in Iraq all the time and we'd all laugh our asses off.

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Lloyd walks out of the gas station and theres the three black dudes outside.

Lloyd: "Big Gulps, huh guys..."

*Silence*

Lloyd: "Alllright, see you later"


Shit has me dying every single time.

lol

Also, when they go on that spending spree and pull up the hotel in a Lambo, and Lloyd steps out of the car with those huge fur boots on. Those shoes KILL me every time.

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"they yours"

"yeah"

"Both of them"

"yeah"

"cool"

He'd get that exact reaction in real life.

right after the models say "orange mocha frappucino!" i swear to god the asian dudes face when he laughs cracks me up everytime.

whenever you post. Shit is mesmerizing.

or "lose 5 pounds like now!"
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>forget). They flash to Tucker and he had a guy picked up over
>his head, then just drops him. lol WTF? I can't believe I
>didn't notice this before it was pointed out, but... Tucker
>just brought him up over his head, arms completely extended,
>and just dropped him lol
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Also in Rush Hour when he and Chan are tied up in the back of the big rig truck. Chan begins to bite at the rope ansd Tucker tells Chan to "chew that with your tiga teeth!" in a crazed look.

Bill Duke's whole performance after he saw it.

Few scenes/moments are really overt, jump out and grab you type stuff. Just 75 minutes of little, ridiculously hilarious segments, from Walter and Donny's exchanges (I am the Walrus?) to The Dude and Brandt, Walter explaining that he did not bring the dog bowling, the dude and Walter discussing Jesus (8 year olds dude)....just everything about it.

is fighting Cyrax and uses his arm to deflect the green web... lmao, his facial expression on the close-up special effects shot always cracks me up.

Nightmare on Elm Street 3

There were so many in Part 3. But, this is the funniest.

It feels like your running at an incredible rate Harry.

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silk anderwear and go back to... Disneyland."

When the bad guy catches up with the dude in the black at the bar. Dude in the black is eating.

Bad guy: Why don't you strike another match? (Leans his face towards him)

Guy in black: I usually smoke after I eat. Come back in 10 minutes.

Mish is fucking with Woody's face while he was sleeping.

The scene then cuts to Woody with a bandaged face.

That shit kills me everytime.

tim robbins' feet are on fire for some reason, and the gas station attendant says "you must run real fast."

when jodie foster has the very flamboyant buffalo bill cornered with his hands up near the end of the movie, and dude does this pirouette around the corner escaping into the next room. my sister and i still laugh at that scene.

when Vince Vega is dropping Mia Wallace off and he's talking to the mirror about how he's gonna have a quick drink, say goodnight, go home, cool off and go to sleep.

when he says "cool off" he makes a jerking off motion with his hand, that shit has me crying everytime.

not cool off

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In Season 1, the episode in which Tony is so depressed he's basically comatose, he's in the office with Dr. Melfi and they're going over all the things making him so depressed and what he could do about it, all of which he shoots down negatively. Almost completely exasperated Melfi suggests he "get away for a while"...to which he suddenly brightens, "You mean like Vegas?!". The way Gandolfini delivers the next line is so fucking priceless. I have rewound and rewound that shit innumerable times, just breaking down every single way in which that line is perfect. That line deserves its OWN appreciation post.


Something About Mary - during the "7 Minute Abs" scene, near the end of Harland Williams' psychotic ramble he just blurts out the classic "step in my office? you're fuckin fired!!". But for me, as great as that ramble is, he owes Ben Stiller so much for his brilliant straight man performance right there. The response to the "step in my office" was textbook perfect comic timing influction. Another great little moment from that film is a Matt Dillon moment: Ben Stiller bursts into his office and MD stands up and for whatever reason, his pants are not only unbuttoned but halfway sliding down his ass.


Robert DeNiro's delivery of "the hoof" in GoodFellas. Words can't do that delivery justice.


Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - the way David Cross's character treats his wife. When they roll to the beach and unload the stuff from the car he grabs his little model plane and weed box and just sticks his better half with carrying all the heavy stuff. Its a miniscule little part and if you look the other way you might miss it but it cracks me up every time

>Robert DeNiro's delivery of "the hoof" in GoodFellas. Words
>can't do that delivery justice.

I also dig De Niro's delivery the 2nd time he said, "What's a mook?" in Mean Streets.

that episode is full of funny ass moments...

like idk if that episode was supposed to be funny or what....

but that shit had me DYING...

The scene where they were in the van!!

The Sopranos be funny as hell to me

Pine Barrens ep. of The Sopranos is straight comedy of errors...hilarious...When Paulie makes those "shoes" out of the carpet from the van and some cord and Chris says, "Bruno Magli ova here."

really? his place looked like shit...

"and that didn't happen, what you said!"

delivery of that line is too perfect lol.

i could fill a whole post up with little Sopranos moments

and cosign on "hoof"

Such unbelieveably great acting. All unscripted too.

It's like in those two brief words he's really saying You two fucking MENSA members are dumber than a box of hair. Deers don’t have fucking PAWS…they have fucking hooves!!!”

And its not just the delivery its also just before he says it he kinda ruminates on stupidity and silently agrees to himself that he has taken just about enough of this idiotic conversation and needs to end these moron’s plight.

At least that’s what I took from it.



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Cause I'm comin...
hummin the song of redemption
Makin stacks, takin tax exemptions

where after getting his ass whooped, Eli is just sitting there at the dinner table with mud all over his face and clothes. I'm sorry, but I had to pause that shit and laugh my ass off.

Dude didn't even bother to wash up, just sat there at the table mad as fuck like "I WISH a muthafuck would".

When Gene Hackman looks down and goes "I know you ass hole!"
The way Owen Wilson raises him arm up to him cracks me the fuck up.

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that face he makes right before he's killed
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The LOOK Sharon Leal gives the Yonce as she strolls down the aisle at the Rainbow 10th Anniversary in "Dreamgirls".

The classic piece of cinema that is SAVE THE LAST DANCE.
Cousin is giving Mrs. Wordman the "you can do it speech".
He's getting seriously into it.
She's upset.
He grabs her arms to tell her something important.
THEN A VEIN IN HIS FOREHEAD POPS.
I'm serious.
You just see this little geometric shape on his forehead appear.
EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE THEATRE STARTED LAUGHING AT THE SAME TIME.
I don't know if they took the shot out of the DVD release, I haven't seen the whole movie since. But man, talk about accidentally killing the moment.


"Your current frequencies of understanding outweigh that which has been given for you to understand." Saul Williams

The scene where the parents give Tom Green his car. And he gives them a little speech saying he's gonna make them proud. He jumps into the car, starts driving and there's an old lady in the parking lot, so he brakes, beeps and yells, 'get the fuck outta the way!'

Only part of that fucking movie that I remember, but just thinking about it makes me crack up.

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I can't even begin to describe the type of noise he makes before he asks him to clarify what "space out" meant but it damn near floored me last night.

Edit: Also during the closing credits when the Oh face guy says som'n bout taking a girl for a ride on the boner coaster & throws his hands in the air & starts screamin. I hadn't caught that part before.

not sure if it fits the post, but first thing that popped in my head

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ0Sazr9Yh4

that shit floored me when I saw it the first time.

It's bad luck just seeing something like that!

I absolutely love that scene.

When Tom Green comes and picks up Jason Lee in the middle of the night in his van. After he gets in Tom's van, Tom floors it and knocks over a bunch of trash cans. SO funny.

The bit where pesci is talking to frank vincent in a car park with their hands over their mouths. and when some guy walks by the way they go "who's this guy" sounds so improvised but is always good for a laugh. Im endlessly quoting it

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A. Venice Beach League Playoffs 1987
B. Bob

Obviously a comedy classic.
However after the "Randy Watson experience" after he drops the mic,before he leaves the stage he puts his hands up points to the side and turns.
That little move will cause me to lose it still to this day. And I can't count how many times I've seen it.

that scene cracks me up EVERY time, and I've seen it about 300 times...

The quick shot in the cafeteria of a kid sitting along and staring off into the distance as he eats chips (or something) kills me.

Also, the small part w/Evan playing the video game.
*paraphrased horribly*
"See this? You know why I'm killing these guys? 'Cause they're TERRORISTS. You don't negotiate with terrorists."
*dies*
"Fuck...why even play this game when you can't even win?"

>The quick shot in the cafeteria of a kid sitting along and
>staring off into the distance as he eats chips (or something)
>kills me.
>
>Also, the small part w/Evan playing the video game.
>*paraphrased horribly*
>"See this? You know why I'm killing these guys? 'Cause they're
>TERRORISTS. You don't negotiate with terrorists."
>*dies*
>"Fuck...why even play this game when you can't even win?"

shit, i didn't even get the subtext of this, i don't think i listened to that line.

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ya that videogame part is awesome, its so perfectly played out, the way he just transitions from taking the game to seriously to trying to think of what clothes his friend can wear.

my personal favourite part in that movie is when they show all 3 of them in the bus as the camera sort of comes down and turns on them and fogle does that little thing flicking a stray hair off his nose. its so perfect, and its such a random subtle thing you usually dont realize people do.

...when they're playing guitar, and Jason Segel pretends to be on the phone and "This is your cousin, Marvin! Marvin Berry!"

Well, I howled.

That killed me too man.

>...when they're playing guitar, and Jason Segel pretends to
>be on the phone and "This is your cousin, Marvin! Marvin
>Berry!"
>
>Well, I howled.

Was it when they're jammin' in the garage?

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When White She-Devil was recruited easily in the BROTHERHOOD but Dave Chappelle's character is complaining because he had to do student loans and such for him to get in.

from imdb:

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With him and White She-Devil....

>When White She-Devil was recruited easily in the BROTHERHOOD
>but Dave Chappelle's character is complaining because he had
>to do student loans and such for him to get in.

Something about that line in Reservoir Dogs always makes me laugh.

I am always laughing hysterically at when my boy has the cop tied up and he's dancing with the knife about to cut the cop up.

funny when Craig goes to throw away his cereal after not having any milk, his Mom tells him not to, so he just puts it in the fridge.

I love his pop in that movie. The scene where he's complaining to Craig about "eatin' all the FOOD" gets me every time. ..."I like pig FEET!"

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When dude kissed Patrick Bateman on the back of his wrist and he's so disgusted he washes his hands with his gloves still on.

after he says "We've been coming to the same party for twelve years now, and in no way is that depressing."

>after he says "We've been coming to the same party for twelve
>years now, and in no way is that depressing."

Good one.


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"at towel world" *followed by porky pig laugh*

"you bend over...and i'll shove it straight up your ass"

"on the telephone?"

bill paxton

everything

"...broke more'n your heart..."

thats kills me everytime

When Rosario fainted on her sidewalk and slammed into the pavement....

I know I'm going to hell for laughing at that.
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Had his karate boner so close to dudes face in the tub.

OMG, just thinking about it...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

After Jules & Vinny get cursed out by Jimmy ("Don't tell me my coffee's fuckin' good, Jules") and the Wolf shows up to help them out.

Jimmy brings him some coffee and after he takes one sip, his face lights up and he lifts the cup & looks at Jimmy showing he's pleasantly surprised at how good the coffee is.

I die every time I see that.



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Every time when Silent Bob speaks "No Ticket" and "Thanks".
When Loki is talking about how Jay and Bob were pretty cool after being thrown off the train.
And, when armageddon is about to happen and Jay wants to get is f*ck on.
Oh, and when Silent Bob mimes that ole girl (Linda F.) was dead.

Came from 2 Fast 2 Furious:

Tyrese: Why'd you let that dude go?
Paul Walker: I don't wanna talk about it cuz...

That line always makes me die laughing for some reason.

Also, the whole scene in Harold & Kumar at the beginning when they are watching TV, Kumar's little facial expressions and remarks are some of the funniest parts of the movie.

There are some classic monologues from Al in that movie.

and you had your head... ALL THE WAY UP IT!



my boys and I were high once watching that... please freeze frame Pacino's faces during that scene

... making out with some chick in his room. Without missing a beat, my friend cockblocked him with Pacino's monologue from that scene, accent and all. "Well, well, well -- shoulda known I'd find ya in here. You can come in my house, drink my beer, eat my food, but you DO NOT FUCK IN MY BED!" We all died instantly.

I just had coffee with macauly HALF AN HOUR AGO!!!

When the Reverend Lenox Thomas got ran over and they showed his funeral and they had that thin ass casket I almost died seeing that

And when they first show him in the church playing the guitar, that shit is funny as fuck

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scene when Greg Focker unsuccessfully attempts stuffs his bag in the overhead, and the flight attendent comes over to add on to his frustration

Greg: Hey, hey, If you would take a second, take the little sticks out of your head, clean out your ears, and maybe you would see that I'm a person who has feelings, and all I have to do is do what I wanna do and all I want to do is hold on to my bag and not listen to you! And the only way that I would ever let go of my bag would be if you came over here right now and tried to pry it from my dead, lifeless fingers, okay? If you can get it from my kung-fu grip then you can come and have it, okay? Otherwise, step off, bitch

"greg"

"huh?"

"not glen, greg! greg is afraid of the ball"

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at the same time delivering that "scumbags!" line: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcv5e6xX25I

shit is too perfect

Ronnie taking the kid to the police station after beating up the gang.

Just the fact that he drops him off with no explanation of why he brought him there and then storms off

A couple from the Jheri Curl scenes:

Jheri Curl's henchman waving activator fumes out of his face when he was walking away.
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when they're all sitting in a diner and one guy is explaining the new technology that is the quick release to kevin bacon.

kevin bacon reacts with one of the best "fuck outta here face" faces ever captured on film.

there a number of other possibilities, but this one always makes me giggle like a schoolgirl:

dating prospect: if you like the blues, you're going to *love* blues hammer!

yeah, i am still laughing.

"Don't worry about the dog Boris!"
Boris: *shrug* 'Who's worrying?'


the look on his face, the accent, and the shrug just kills me.

In Snatch when Boris says "Why didn't you just chop it off?"

In Snatch when Boris says "He's your problem now...OK?"

In Snatch when Boris says "Drop Gun Fat Boy"

In Snatch when Boris says "Ahhhhh give me case"

DAWN: Brandon, are you still going to rape me?

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the one who was mad homo for damon. when damon's making house music drum sounds and the guy's like "boom boom" with that creepy smile.

shit gets me every time lol

i thought you were going to post the "its not your fault" part, hahaha.

also good:
in the bar when skyler was leaving and coming up to will, morgan was talking about some fat girl and goes "so i said the heavy set one 'go fuck yourself'" then he realizes skyler's there and drops "i swallowed a bug" hahaha

"Your current frequencies of understanding outweigh that which has been given for you to understand." Saul Williams

why didn't it get archived the first time around?

but I have to admit, I read my first reply like: "When did I type that?"

Pretty much sums it up.

3 years tho???

You can't archive it yet. It still lives.

This post has legs like my 2nd grade teacher, Ms. Shaheen.

the part where neo is getting the run down on the weapons he has access too and all his special powers and what not......neo looks at dude and is like "so you'rrrruhhh.....saying i can dodge bullets??!!!??!?"....just the way he says it w/ that slight pause always cracks me up....LOL

and says "ain't nuthin in this house!" the face that he makes when he looks at John witherspoon eating those peanuts always has me ROTFLMAO!!!!
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-In Lebowski there's a scene where The Dude is in Jackie Treehorn's house. Treehorn takes a phonecall and is doodling on a notepad, then excuses himself with the note. Dude gets on the case and traces the page underneath all intently to expose the doodle of a muscle man with a massive boner!

-In Knocked up when they are in the Vegas hotel room talking about not being able to accept love, and Ben Stone, all sweaty, suddenly growls "you're a dirty bitch and I BREAK YOUR BALLS". The way he looks and sounds is too much.

"The short one is being very droll"

and it scares the shit out of him for a second

i was the only person laughing but i thought that was great

>and it scares the shit out of him for a second
>
>i was the only person laughing but i thought that was great


because the first time I had my phone on vibrate, the same thing happened to me.

I just find it funny, when he screams and runs at Dog with his claws.


catch a swollen heart, from not rollin' smart

I forget what episode it was, but it was a drunk dude on there. He was drunk on a gurney and kept hollering "VODKA-AAAAAAAAAA. But the funny thing about it you basically heard him throughout the whole show off camera hollering it..

Mr. Pink: Did you shoot anyone?
Mr. White: yea, couple cops
Mr. Pink: just cops? no real people?

and of course "I don't tip"
Nice Guy Eddie: What's special? take you in the back and suck your dick?

and after that Nice Guy Eddie pauses and says, "I'd go above 15 percent for that"

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that shit kills me every time, like he brought her the cart on some "you might need this"

During The Wedding Singer when "George" takes over singing duties, one guy in the crowd screams this out. I crack up every time at the way the guy says it

Knocked Up - They're in the hospital waiting room and Seth Goren's friend (the one with gynecology as a pasttime) asks, "what's up Deb?" and winks. Paul Rudd's character just sits there with this confused look on his face.

Rush Hour -Chris Tucker goes into the back of the bar with his cousin. He asks him why he didn't come to church on Sunday. He responds about having something to do but making the evening service.

"...but you wouldn't understand that, cuz you a big barry white lookin motherfucker" (c) eddie murphy

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Gets me EVERY TIME.

only slightly exaggerating the way he ran in Menace II Society

looking around, crouched, arms moving

Caffeine keeps his head on a swivel like no other.

This is why it was a blessing to marry a girl that didn't know English too well...now I automatically put on subtitles with every movie so she can catch everything.

There's so much subtle dialogue you catch.

When they're in the restaurant, where they have a confrontation with Sea Bass...at the very beginning, you hear Jim Carey tell Jeff Daniels, "Oh, they have The Monkees...they were a huge influence on The Beatles".


LMFAO!!!

Also, one of the best lines ever. When he's peeing in the bottle, and Harry tells him to stop, and Lloyd says, "I can't STOP once I start! It stings" LOL It's funny 'cause it's true.

"I'm starvin'...let's get some fuggin FRANCH TOWST!"

I know its probabley top 50 shitty movies all time but I like zangiefs lines to the kickboxer guy " you got paid"

It always cracks me up, he stares at it for a second, it stares back, than he swings at it.

"what kind of pervert do you think i am?"

Kid: "On my head?"
Willie: "What, are they gonna drop you on somebody else's head?"
Kid: "How would they drop me on my own head?"
Willie: Goddamn it, are you fucking with me?

Kills me every single time.

I had to stop the DVD to keep from pissing my pants in laughter. There was absolutely no reason for that scene other than to make you piss your pants.

"they write about our raids in the paper"

*Samoan guy smiles proudly*

so not only does the samoan dude walk around with a newspaper article in his pocket, but the leader knows he has it and summons that shit like it's a weapon

genius

okay... i got two...


on Soul Men.
Mike Epps to Bernie Mac
ME: Come in and say bye to the wife and kids
BM: FUCK THE KIDS

ME: Fuck the Kids???
BM: FUCK 'EM.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL TOOOOOOOO FUNNY!


then...

in Ghostbusters
The crew is at Sedgewick Hotel and they're looking for a ghost.
Ray and Pete hear something behind them and immediately start shooting.

but it's just a cleaning lady.

after a long akward silence..

Cleaning Lady: WHAT THE HELL ARE YA'LL DOING!?!

TOO Funny! It get's me everytime!

When Johnny Knoxville take s the mentally handicapped guys off campus and catches Katherine Heigl's b/f cheating. the b/f brings them back so they will keep quiet abt his other date and he explains that he took them for ice cream. One of the mentally challenged dudes yells out:
"When the fuck did we have ice cream!!!???"
I cry every time I think about that

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA


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when cube's girl walks up, instead of the song saying hoochie mama, it says "blue jean mama"

when Seth Rogan has an aside when they're talking at the poker table

"i once touched a guys balls at hebrew school"

cause it was so random

in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

I don't know why that one line cracks me up so much. Dude was seriously perplexed by the invention of the internet and shit

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mumbles, "little fuckin cunt" under his breath.

"You have to have carnal knowledge, *of a lady this time*, on the premises." - Goose

Implying Maverick has had carnal knowledge of something other than a lady at some earlier date.

Of course that Quentin scene from Sleep With Me makes this movie much funnier.

at the end, when the mom is saying something to the dad at the reception

Wife: Cletus...CLETUS! Are u listening to me?

Cletus: Huh? What? You think I be listenin to you? (Chuckles) After all these years, you think I b listen to you? I'ONT BE LISTENIN TO YOUUUU!


Shit had me on the floor the first time I heard it


Also in meet the Klumps, Sherman's brother had me in stitches:

"Why you gotta tear me down in fronta my seed on the regular?"

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this shit had me HOWLING on the floor when i 1st saw it...dude was like disgusting

LOL


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Haha, definitely one of my favorite funny scenes in Sopranos (next to Paulie's "fuckin queers!" outburst). Paulie's face after Adriana says "you can no longer function as a man" is priceless.

When Saul says "You can't put the monkey back in the bottle" before I could I could finish thinking what the fuck does that mean, he comes with a second more ignorant than the 1st. It is supposed to be his explanation, "I mean you can't put Pandora back in the box once its out"....crying just thinking about this

All of these were said during the initial fight between him Saul & Dale.

YOU BROUGHT THE DEVIL INTO THIS HOUSE!!!

WHAT WE DO IN THIS LIFE ECHOS IN ETERNITY!!!

Where you goin Mr. Wiggles?

what kills me is the guy who gets shot in the grocery store parking lot.

LOLOLOLOOLOLOL

>what kills me is the guy who gets shot in the grocery store
>parking lot.
>
>LOLOLOLOOLOLOL

reminds me of the scene in Pulp Fiction when that random lady gets shot in a similar manner

"You shot me! I'm probably gonna die now. I thought we were friends? I had you over for dinner... fish tacos... this is how you do me?"

especially when the HS dude was like:

ok off to suck some of this LIFE dick!!!

or when dude is all tied up like:

"ya'll need to keep your shoes off of my carpet cuz i just cleaned it...what's that British Knights? them joints old son!"

and then get's shot dead on the last word

LOLOLOLOL

or when Gary Cole tells Rosie Perez to say som'n in Spanish to him

The list goes on & on man. I might have to watch it with the subtitles 1 of these days 'cause I know there's still some stuff I haven't picked up on yet.

"and we can come back and watch 227 together" like how RANDOM is 22 fucking 7?!

Not exactly sure which one.

There's a part where Gandalf is all happily clapping to some joyous merriment when ((I think)) Aragorn whispers something into his ear that changes his mood. Ian McKellan's face goes from happy and ghey to...to...I dunno what but it drops like 3 inches off his skull. I mean you can almost hear his face droop.

Sorry I couldn't be more exact about when it is, but it kills me.


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if u look all through the season,
blue paint fingerprints are all around the house
because he's getting it everywhere.

little stuff like that is classic.

the "sniff sniff" part kills me lol

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when the vine grabs the police car. david alan grier makes this face and screaming sound that is HILARIOUS!

she acts like thats the funniest shit of all time
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that's the funny part.



it's his face and the bitch-made screaming sound that comes out!


lolololol

when he's checking in at the hotel in hawaii and sarah marshall walks up and sees him
"peter, what are you doing here?"
"i'm here to murder you"<---the face he puts when he says that cracks me up

the other one is the couples dinner scene towards the end and russell brand has to wear the hawaiian shirt she gave him, when the old man passes by in his view wearing the same shirt and does the "hey, we're twins" gesture.

it's on RIGHT now...
OMG...the laugh of the "video artist", he laughed at everything.

and Dudes' shoes man....they made him do this shuffle when he walked.

Ryan Reynolds expression when the giant wave crashes his wedding.

When Ed Harris asks him his name and he replies, "I'm driving an eighty thousand dollar sports car and you're driving a Hyundai, that's my name."

Or something like that...

i CRIIIIIIIIIIED laughing for a half hour after it happened when i first saw it in the theater and it still cracks me up to this day.

QUEEEEEEEEEEENIE!!!!!

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hilarity at 6:30

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& when he tries to give his student a kiss

When Fred Simmons wakes up after passing out in the middle of the street and just looks around and takes off like nothing happend.

Or the scene with Tracy when she's looking into taking classes and, just http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0607YhRdE0Q

Or this one when Fred tells Julio how the world is and the look on Julio's face, just stuck with fear.
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when after their brother is shot they go outside and that shootout happens....at the end of the battle Marky Mark goes over to the van and asks the guy 1 question and the guy basically answers and give up his boss before he is even done asking the question lol...me and my boy were dying in the theatre and nobody else caught that but us..that movie is such a piece of shit other than the between the brothers...smh

During a scene in the bowling alley Two Deaf People are arguing........


Nothing tops this movie.........for blurring the lines of fiction and non fiction

At the end when Cain/RBC2 tried to shoot into the crowd and he wasn't armed. That muthafucka snatched the remote from that chick and just pressed the big, red "Armed" button and started blasting. You mean to tell me you got this sophisticated killing machine, and no access code to arm it! lol FOH

Tosses the bag of coke and it just bounces off him.

Lol poor guy

when taye diggs reads his wife's text messages
and finds out she has a date with another dude
he shows up to the restaurant they are dining at
drunk as shit
and he just sits at their table all friendly with the dude
like "you know this is my wife"

When he holds up the wine glass and says:

"we're here celebrating what?... *TING TING TING* MY DIVOOOOOOOORCE!"

The way his voice cracks delivering that line?

omg that had to be the funniest scene in that whole movie.
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Damon Wayons to Eddie Murphy...

THE GREATEST EXPLANATION EVER

I mean was this nigga there when FREDDY THOUGHT UP THE FUCKING PLAN OR WHAT...




I mean, what if Freddy
brought Jason back...



because he was too weak
to go after us on his own...



so he used Jason.



I mean, he knew that
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that we'd spread
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And now that it's working...



it's like he can't
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that whole scene literally killed me

"1st of all u throwin too many big words at me... becuz i dont understand them, imma take it as disrespect... watch yo mouth and help me with the sale"

"we used 2 fuck dwarves in the ass!!!"

and when he says: "both yall niggas gettin clapped up when i come back" the damn sound he makes when he knockin his fists together...

whole thing was perfect

Bitch had no idea how close she was to gettin murked talkin that, "Did you not hear me" shit.

Gotta be the ending when Paul Reubans finally dies. I crack up every time!

when they're sitting around the table, about to say grace, Eddie (Randy Quaid's character) folds his hands and then does "open the doors and see all the people" really, really quickly. I never noticed it until a few weeks back, but it gets funnier every time now that I have seen it. (:58 of this clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGgm-Tc35PA)

and you hear the only time donnie curses, he goes "what the fuck is walter talking about, dude?"

Is that how you say it? "That's a bingo"?

No. You just say, "bingo."

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When Majic and Miklo are showering talking about direction "La Onda" is going. One of Miklos statements is met by Magic rubbing his soapy hair vigorously and saying "YEAH!"
or
when miklo gets out and goes to popeye's apartment. The way he's greeted by popeye when he opens the door in his red undies. its like Woah

>When Majic and Miklo are showering talking about direction
>"La Onda" is going. One of Miklos statements is met by Magic
>rubbing his soapy hair vigorously and saying "YEAH!"

me and my boy used to spit that yeeeeahhh line daily for a while haha

Has a laugh track to it, for some reason.

Van Damme getting beat up in this run down building by two baddies (love that term)

anyway, when he's down one of the bad guys give him a message basically saying stop poking around but...


the dude says,

tell that lady to "point her titties NORTH and STEP ON THE GAS!"


LOL


i've NEVER heard that term before or after...

but that IS classic

point your titties north? and step on the gas?


hilarious

.

.

and like hits his leg on the edge and clumsily falls into the water. i lost it in the theater.

also Matrix 3 Revolutions, like the whole movie was so ridiculous. I was dying laughing when Neo was beating up the 3000 agents. like whens this scene gonna end? then he just dissapears. man that movie had so many assanine moments and dialouge in it.