-quest singing? naw, PASS THE POPCORN!

-rick james has a voicebox? or a job at a drive-thru?

-"my pet rock attacked my best friend and had to be put down."

-land of the lost: worst . . . special effects . . . ever

-"shazam and isis: did they ever do each other?"

-beretta: pretty bird, pretty bird . . . gun in the drawer

-jim belushi's brother

-the laverne and shirley of presidential assassinations

-mood rings: "pensively realistic"

-scary moment of the year: quest "feels" barry manilow. we have the first collaboration for the northern state record.