-bruce lee as elmer fudd

-velma: "she has a rack"

-saturday night + rain + bottle of wine + stevie wonder=sex

-godfather only perpetuated italian stereotypes. "there is no mafia."

-"the clitoris is in her throat."

-we all know, "josie" is slang for "vagina." "jooosieee"

-women. what are they gonna want next? the right to vote?!

-for yoko "i just called to say i love you" is better than *SCREECH*

-scary moment of the year: image of greg brady banging marcia on the toilet.