here's the movie in 61 words:

This is a movie about "be good to the planet": Plants start releasing toxins to kill humans, but somehow not animals (go figure); Marky Mark figures out it's because "humans are negative". He braves the open air to reunite with his woman and because they love each other SO SO MUCH, the plants stop giving off toxins and don't kill them.


THE END



NOW, can we call him "the worst film maker of our time"? Does Uwe Boll have competition?