http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&cf=info&id=1808718760

I think we can start buying tickets in advance as early as March tho. I'll keep you posted when further details surface.

Flex, Keenan Thompson AND the dude from the OC.

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the plane

Snakes on a Plane will be an unforgettable classic, but from then on, every movie will try and be another Snakes on a Plane, and it will hurt the amazing period of artistry we're experiencing in post millenial blockbuster filmmaking.

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It's a movement.

It's the exact opposite of that.

killer snakes

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Taxes, Death, and The greatness that will be Snakes on a Plane. Women will faint at the sight of this film. Teenage white girls will cry. People will remember two nights in their life...the one when they lost their virginity and when they saw Snakes on a Plane.





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Shit, I've already forgotten about the night I lost my virginity. It's okay, 'cause I need more space to remember each singular detail of Snakes on a Plane. I plan on have the script in its entirety tattoed to my body.

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its snakes on a motherfucking plane

that is SHOWING Snakes on a Plane >>>>>>>>>>>>>> entering heaven

on a plane w/ other snakes on it that is SHOWING Snakes on a Plane >>>>>>>>>>>>>> entering
>heaven w/ said snake stewardess on your side

CLASSIC!

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Actually, we need a countdown right on the front page with exactly how many days, hours, minutes, and seconds until the premiere.


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plus one for the plane

Besides Tom Brady of course.

there is no defense for Snakes on a Plane
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Home - is where I want to be
But I guess I'm already there
I come home - -she lifted up her wings
Guess that this must be the place

LA one meets at my place on, say, Saturday? And we'll camp out 'till then....

to force the studio to move up the release date!



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That being said. I'll follow him 2 the end. As long as there's snakes in the afterlife & I can return as a cobra.

IT'S LIKE HOLLYWOOD FINALLY HAD THE ANEURYSM WE'VE ALL PREDICTED... SOMEONE GREEN LIT THIS... SAMUEL JACKSON AGREED... MONEY WAS EXCHANGED... SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!

MY BRAIN HAS IMPLODED AROUND THE IDEA... THIS IS IT... THE END... I CAN NEVER TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY AGAIN EVER... BIRTHDAYS... BAR MITZVAHS... FUNERALS... WHAT MATTERS?

SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!

YOU THINK WE WERE JUST GONNA DO "THE MAN" AND QUIT?????

FUCK IS WRONG WITH YALL?

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE JUST GONNA GET THAT EUGENE LEVY MONEY AND BE OUT, GET A HOUSE WITH BILL GATES AND SHIT????

SNAKES ON A PLANE, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS!

SNAKES
ON
A
PLANE!

>YOU THINK WE WERE JUST GONNA DO "THE MAN" AND QUIT?????


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We can only hope.

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of the United Snakes on a Plane Movement
and to the Republic for which it stands,
one nation under Samuel L. Jackson , indivisible,
with Snakes and Planes for all.




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snakes on the plane got me goin SNAKE SHIT SON!....if this mutah fucka dont win atleast 14 oscars im gonna burn down tinsel town...snakes on a plane mutha fuckas...snakes...on...a....plane

What about that equation does not scream that it is the human greatest innovation since Chicken Chow Mein.

I'll be fucking rich.

http://www.moviebox.se/_photos/releaser/376/snakesonaplane_3.jpg

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/1574/_1126497517.jpg

shaping up to be one hell of a ssssseptember.

But where Sam Jackson? He's anecessary piece to the Holy Trinity here.

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/1574/_1126497427.jpg

and

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/1574/_1126497507.jpg

^^^ and if I may act out this scene, assuming the other guy is the puppeteer:

"Come on puppet man! Tell me which snake did this to you! Tell me where he is! I swear, if I find that motherfucking snake I will beat that motherfucker's ass!"

n/m


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and start laughing.

You kids are too much.

IMO, i honestly think flex is goin to be on some morgan freeman shit and get a nod for best supporting actor. WOW, keenan will bring his good burgeresque comedic timing to the screen. SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKIN PLANE ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

SNAKES...ONA MOTHAPHUCKIN PLANE!

to hiss like snakes while playing that the bed is a plane

regardless of how many eyes he has

still, that's a pretty funny plot. despite all common sense, i will probably go see this movie.

is the best thing to ever happen to PTP

hell to cinema

but mostly PTP

Snakes on the plane went back in time and created the universe in which we know. Here is proof:

Angels in the Bible = Planes
The snake/devil in Genesis = Snakes
Moses = Sam Jack leading us to the promise land.

Every civilization, religion, government, movement was based on Snakes on a Plane.


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that the Giant Spaghetti Monster is really a Giant Snake Monster and it's only because our eyes are bedazzled by the Glory that is Our Creator that we mistake the snakes for spaghetti?

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fuck it ... I'm changing my name to Snakes on a Plane (Sorry Dad)

Genres: Action/Adventure, Suspense/Horror and Thriller

might as well add a few more ...

or better yet, just make "Snakes on a Plane" its own genre.

"for disturbing scenes involving snakes and planes."

rated: PG-SOA(MF)P for violence involving snakes on a mother fuckin plane!

I mean there are already shirts out for Snakes on a Plane.

Everyone I know will embrace this film just like PTP, and the movie isn't even until August. The movie will be so awesomely bad that everyone will go see it to have a good time. I'm dead serious, this could be the highest grossing film of all times containing snakes, planes, OR snakes on a plane.

If you don't like that, it ain't shit you can do because it's snakes on a muthafuckin plane!

AND I HOPE ITS FIRST CLASS AS WELL!!!

Everyone else gets participation ribbons.

...this film better be a satire about formulaic suspense films in Hollywood.

Kenan Thompson and the White bul need to be a pair of young, disillusioned scriptwriters who decide to cash in on the waves of dramas about planes and snakes.

Somehow, their project gets picked up and they managed to snare Sam Jackson as the lead or some shit... Hilarity ensues as the worst movie ever made goes on to become a blockbuster hit and spawn 5 sequels.

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Black Snake Moan (2006)

Plot Outline: The plot involves a white nymphomaniac who must be "cured" of her disorder by an older black blues man.

Samuel L. Jackson .... Lazarus
Christina Ricci .... Rae
Justin Timberlake .... Ronnie

It starts out like any other Indiana Jones movie, but it never gets past the plane flying over the red dots on the map scene...from there we zoom into the plane as Indy's worst fear comes true...THERE ARE SNAKES ON THE MOTHERFUCKING PLANE! Two glorious hours of whips and snakes ensue.

working title:

Indiana Jones 4: Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom 2: Snakes on a Plane 2: AviOphidiophobia

from cnn.com

Southwest Slithers Away From Declining Profit
January 12, 2006
by Jassson Mambastien

Washington - In a move that stunned the Commercial Flight market Southwest Airlines announced Monday that it would immediately begin a top-to-bottom restructuring of the company. With the continuously declining profit of commercial flight, Southwest chairman Michael Connoly said "the writing was on the wall, it is time for a change and I want Southwest to be ahead of the pack."

Connoly announced his plans at a press conference earlier today:
"What we plan to do is something, I think, that will revolutionize the industry. As of of February 1, 2006 Southwest Airlines will shut down all operations in preparation for our new venture. During this time every aircraft under the ownership of Southwest Airlines will be revamped for the re-launch of our company in August of 2006. Southwest will begin flights again August 18, 2006 under out new operating name: 'Snakes on a Plane: The Ride'. This opening will coincide with the release of the new Samuel L. Jackson film of the same name. We are confident that this is the best possible move for the Southwest family and we are excited for the future."

Jackson was more than enthusiastic about the project, simply stating, "There are Snakes on the Mother F****** Plane!"

Though this is a move that has stunned the industry it as being hailed as a genius move by insiders. It is already being predicted that Southwest's share of the international flight lanes, currently about 13%, will skyrocket to a never before achieved 90%, with a Snakes on a Plane: The Ride aircraft expected to be in every international airport across the globe by mid 2007.

The snakes could not be reached for comment.

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Dude—Snakes On A Plane!
READ MORE: samuel l jackson, snakes on a plane

samuel-l-jackson.jpgSamuel L. Jackson knows that he’s cashing a check and not making a Scorsese film, so why should the studio signing his check try and dress up a perfectly good snakes-on-a-plane flick with a stupid title like Pacific Air Flight 121? From Collider.com:

Beaks: One of those films that you’re working on right now is… well, it’s called Pacific Air 121—
Jackson: Snakes on a Plane, man!
Beaks: Exactly.
Jackson: We’re totally changing that back. That’s the only reason I took the job: I read the title.
Beaks: Snakes on a Plane! That’s everything!
Jackson: You either want to see that, or you don’t.
Beaks: And how are those snakes? Besides being on a plane?
Jackson: Some of them are aggressive, some of them are cool. They’re interesting to watch, and interesting to interact with. It depends on what kind of snake it is. One day, it took, like, four guys to bring in this 350 lb. Burmese Python. We were all like, “Where’s that goin’?” And I watched an Albino Cobra strike airplane seats the other day. I watched it from another studio. It’s actually been a fun show. But we’re taking the name back!

If you ruin this like you ruin the ACC, I'll find a way to ruin Blowhards. I swear to Fire I will.

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