>1. Sit in the back row.

Okay, that's easy enough.
>
>2. Remember that the people who work in the movie theatre
>don't care, in fact, they find it amusing.

Okay...lol!
>
>3. Remember janey's rule: Oral sex is sex.
>
>I've never had intercourse (vaginal or anal) in a movie
>theatre.

A-ha! I was wondering how the hell you'd manage intercourse, unless maybe it was a theater with those high-backed seats and no arms between 'em. Oral sex I can definitely handle! ;-P

>Public restrooms are better for that.

No doubt!

Thanks, janey! :-)