This week's headlines:

"Black Adam's Fabulous New Attire!" (or, "Kahndaq's Royal Stylist Takes an L.")
"...With One Not-So-Magic Word: Adam's Life Less Shazam-rific These Days"
"Dead Man Walking" (or, "Where the Heck Did Ibis the Invincible COme From")
"How to Lose and Regain Your Job in One Minute Flat!" (or, "Useful Strategies You Can Learn from Your Wife!")
"Booster Gold Turns Green with Envy!"
"Supernova: Exciting New Hero or Bootleg Captain Atom?"
"Would You Mind...Mr. Mind?!"

I would make some sort of joke about Batman and Robin's "trip around the world to rebuild their skills" and the fact that said trip is to be kept "off the record", using a snappy allusion such as "Brokeback Bat", but we've seen how well such jokes go over 'round these parts.