Havne't seen one of these posts in a while.

TO get things started I'll go with a little Gem from Magnolia

Near the end when that Red haired lady whose name I can't remember so I'll just call her Reddy McWhore

Anyhow Reddy is breaking down crying over her soon to be dead, RICH husband. SHe startes talking about how she doesn't deserve his money and then she delivers this gem

"I'm a horrible wife, oh my GOd I suck other mens COCKS!"

SHe was so hysterical and so earnest that I couldn't help but laugh.