Havne't seen one of these posts in a while.

TO get things started I'll go with a little Gem from Magnolia

Near the end when that Red haired lady whose name I can't remember so I'll just call her Reddy McWhore

Anyhow Reddy is breaking down crying over her soon to be dead, RICH husband. SHe startes talking about how she doesn't deserve his money and then she delivers this gem

"I'm a horrible wife, oh my GOd I suck other mens COCKS!"

SHe was so hysterical and so earnest that I couldn't help but laugh.

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PT is definitely one to loosely mix comedy and tragedy.

Witness the colonel crying while getting the shit beat out of him by his cell-mate in Boogie Nights.

"whaaats in the Box?"

cracks me the fuck up every time.

"I feel sorry for your muva" - Menace II society

and everything between the opening and closing credits in Baby boy

baby boy is the best black comedy in years.

random people always tell me "its a decent movie"

I say "did you laugh most of the movie"

they say "well kinda"

and i say "u wont supposed to be laughing, but at least u didnt fall asleep like it was poetic justice"

the comedic talents of omar gooding and snoop in a wife beater cannot be matched.

exactly what john singleton was tryin to do with that one...but I'll be damn if that shit ain't HEEE-larious

It was intense. Ya know the whole movie. I think it's only funny now because that line can be put in any context. I do agree it is funny as hell now. I was cracking up when i saw it written there.
In unrelated news: did anybody see Colbert Report where he was pissed at Gwenyth Paltrow for something liberal. and then put a cardboard box on his mantle and just kept hinting at Seven.

There are too many hilarious scenes to mention. Especially the part where snoop was shot. The way he fell was priceless.

'what's in thebox?' seconded

I thought I was the only one that found that hilarious.

And like ive said before, clearly the best black comedy in the past five years, intentional or not.

dummy in Meet Joe Black getting hit by the car.
If you slo mo it you can see the body flying back and forth like some brad pitt pinata.
It's hilarious

LOL yeah that part has me dyin everytime i see it

he was at the pinnacle of his game and folks was tired of brad this brad that

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that was hilarious.

i laugh everytime i think of it.

It's funniest the first time because you KNOW that blood will be gushing outta there about 5 seconds before it actually happens

I doubled over with laughter when the father committed suicide



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That scene is fucking great. I swear I've been in public when I've thought about it and STILL busted out laughing out of nowhere.
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best part of that corny movie

I watched it with some horse-loving girls who looked like they were about to burst into tears, which just added on to the enjoyment for me

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IT was weird cause she was a wearing a shirt that said "Hi, I'm Dulla's Mom"

Walker Texas Ranger... just ask Conan.

for that very reason... you can't make comedy that good if you try.

one of the highlights of my life is when walker says "true that, trivette." FUCKING HILARIOUS.

no dice on the sig.

he waits. Remeber that? LMAO

walker pretends to be a mexican named Miquel.

He sneaks into an illegal immigrant, basically, 'slave' ring.

that look on his face...

I might be the only one on this one... and probably the only one to have seen it... terrible mistake by the way, Ridley missed with this one. Anyway towards the end of the movie, the female lead (i think eva green) keeps making this face kinda like the blue steel from zoolander. Best part is she doesnt say anything, the scenes are like 5 seconds long and it keeps comming back to her with that suprised face. I was rolling...

Sorry, Frank.

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(c) WFG

Maybe because that's all I saw, but I thought Colin Farell making his confused death face was pretty funny.

Folks BUSTED OUT LAUGHING in the theatre when she spoke in that fake Indian accent...

...she said some shit like "You lova heem(you love him?)?

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Not so much a funny scene, but a funny moment.

"GIVE'M A BODY BAG!"

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is what I'm sure you meant to say.

>is what I'm sure you meant to say.

Clearly. Goddamn typos.

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LOL!

dude I wanted to give Daniel a hot leg sweep after that. That cat was SERIOUS.

when the boat goes vertical, the dude jumps for the water, hits the big ass propellor w/ a 'CLANG' and spins his way to his icy death. i laughed out loud in a silent theater. hard (no homo).

I went with my uncle to my 3rd screening (saw it 5 times total) and he laughed SOOO loud at that part.

Folks were both meanmugging him and rolling themselves...

cause i too cracked the fuck up when that happened

every bitch in that joint gave me the evil eye

Star Wars Episode III:
That whole "Anikan, you're breaking my heart" line was so beyond cheesy I lost it.

Batman Begins:
That interrogation scene when Christian Bale is going ballistic asking him questions. His face is just too intense to be taken seriously.

But at the end of Episode III when Darth lets out that cornball 'NOOOOOO', I just cracked up. And suddenly the theater was overcome by the sound of homemade lightsabers activating, and I wasn't sure if I was gonna make it out of there alive.

Shit was really wierd.

And suddenly the
>theater was overcome by the sound of homemade lightsabers
>activating, and I wasn't sure if I was gonna make it out of
>there alive.

actually, that was just 150 star wars nerds going 'pyuuuuushhhh' with their mouths.

I laughed out loud also

I forgot about that one........comedy.
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the very worst one was in "empire" from luke when darth said that he's his pops. His "NOOOO" was nauseating.

"I cant breathe!" -anikan

What's the story behind that?

Bales voice as Batman

And the slap in the car from Rachel.

between that and Katie Holmes' half-constipated "acting" face, there was some good unintentional comedy in that movie.

was like the punchline. that was just uncalled for. i thought the movie was going to go like that. just her slapping him. they coulda made it work

Also, when Bruce is done talking to Falcone and one of Falcone's goons slaps Bruce in the head . . . pretty much for no reason.

I was lmao

When he has him upside down. And is shouting at the guy. Me and my friends say that randomly all the time. People tend to stare, but it just adds to the comedy.

I thought we where the only one who thought that was funny.

WHERE ARE THE DRUGS!!!

when brad pitt gets hit by the van or whatever in 'meet joe black'

and, like 'baby boy', EVERYTHING in 'you got served'.

peace, wil

or I hope.

Especially the doctor's lines.

i was lmao in the theater

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made by the Governor of California.

when he's in the car trying to convince Keisha to move to Africa with hi,. I think he even utters a line like, "Maybe it'll work out...but yo...maybe it won't.."

"...but africa's far" - t-boz

til I cracked up just now

Too many moments to choose from, but I like Van Damme's "NOOOO, STOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPP!!" when Chong Li is about to stomp on ol' white dude.

The very beginning of Bloodsport,(or maybe it was another one) When dude is getting killed. They douse him in gasoline, light him up, he starts runnin around screamin in obvious pain....He runs smack into a brick wall & falls down. Dude gets back up and starts runnin around again!

I love that.


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the bit just before that kills me "this is sugar!!" LOL

what the hell is a Dim Mack?

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throws that chalkish stuff in his face. When he's screaming and then calms down...the goat unintentional comedy man.

the look on that guys face is HILARIOUS, add in the voice they used. Lord that shit is hilarious every time.

that shit gets me every time.

When that little kid was hiding in the piano from the Nazi's and he steps out too early and his foot bangs the keys...it was too much. I felt bad for him and his family but I couldn't help but laugh and curse at the same time.

This reminds me of a Seinfeld show where Jerry takes a date to see Schindler's List.

"I know it's pretty baby...but I didnt take it out 4 air"

where ashton kutcher falls to the ground with no arms lol

Espescially towards the end when he's running in slow motion in his hospital gown through the halls with that look on his face.

Much like everything Baldwin or Wahlberg said in The Departed was funny. For me, unintentionally funny takes you out of the scene and even with that line in Requiem (or ASS to ASS!) I was still in the scene.

You already know what it's from.

I mean, we all know the recent, obvious one. But it's not like big George invented the corny "Noooo!"

there's a bad one in each star wars.

empire's was the most embarrassing, but i think the best one for laugh's is star wars episode 3 (whatever the fuck it was called, i dont remember)

darth: what about my wife
that other hooded guy: well, you killed her
darth: nooooooooooooo

or was that suppose to be a comedy?

and all of 'Kennedy's looks....
lol...

LOL!! Me and a friend of mine kept rewinding that scene and was screamin laughin!!! We thought Glover was sayin,"HIT IT HARD,HIT IT HARD,HIT IT HARD"!!! LOL Of course we were blazed up at the time,so! lol

I laughed my ass off in the theater. People looked mad horrified but I jumped up and applauded that shit. She got smashed yo!

i was watching that with a bunch of friends on dvd and when it happened i fell off my chair, "rewind that shit, rewind it!" LOL

Rafterman dry-heaving in the background when they're riding in the helicopter and dude ("get some! get some!") is gunning down random farmers.

the dry-heaving makes me laugh every time.

When the guy is out front getting slo-mo hit by the sniper while the rest of the squad just fire randomly like crazy.

I have a strong suspicion Kubrick meant this to be funny though.

>When the guy is out front getting slo-mo hit by the sniper
>while the rest of the squad just fire randomly like crazy.
>
>I have a strong suspicion Kubrick meant this to be funny
>though.

Really?

He's got some funny moments in strange spots. Full Metal Jacket is full of them. It's never clear what's supposed to be funny and what's supposed to be horrifying.

And a certain bedside scene with Barry Lyndon's little son is way too overripe to be accidental.

The Ice Cream Truck scene was pretty funny.

I know there were a lot of intentional jokes But I found myself laughing at a few things that I'm sure were supposed to be serious

>The Ice Cream Truck scene was pretty funny.
>
>I know there were a lot of intentional jokes But I found
>myself laughing at a few things that I'm sure were supposed to
>be serious

it is supposed to be serious and is also the funniest movie ever... the part where he's whooping ass right after waking up from a coma, and where he's recovering by punching a board that he tied rope around.

oh yeah, and every single line he says.


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...'Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood'. Yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinking but the next time it comes on, watch that shit cuz you'll have the best laugh of your life: The big, dramatic culmination of the movie is when you finally learn why Sandra Bullock's character hates her mother so much, played by Ellen Burstyn/Ashley Judd. Judd goes crazy and starts beating the shit out of her kids (in a flashback) with a belt, in the pouring rain. As if that weren't funny enough, low and behold, here comes the wise, old 'friend-of-the-family' negro to try to calm her down, "No, No, NO, Miss Ellie! Ya gots ta stop!" It's too dramatic to be taken seriously, so the laughs already abound, and then it tops itself off by becoming insultingly offensive to the intelligence of anyone with half a brain...so of course, I FUCKING LOVE IT!


Interestingly enough, Ashley Judd is also responsible for another one of my favorite unintetionally funny movie moments: In the sappy, sickeningly sweet nightmare known as 'Simon Birch', the mutated-Willow-hobbit of a title character finally hits what he thinks is a a home-run, only to have it go foul and pop Judd on the top of her pretty little head...AND KILL HER! And she's his BEST FRIEND'S MOM! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's just all kinds of motherfucking priceless!

Yeah, I'm kinda sick that way though.

IN Magnolia when Tom Cruise cries at his fathers bed lol.

*post over*

hard to kill/steven seagal still win in my mind, but that ones damn good too.


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WTF was that ?

LMAO!!! Hilarious,right?

WE WANT MR. CLARK!

I crack up on that line everytime.

Lean on me is second only to Scarface and Good, the Bad, the Ugly for great lines. That's another thread, though....

"I did this for Neo!!!"

After like 90 minutes of str8 violence, to have an epic $450000000000 trilogy end like an episode of all my children is just priceless.

>Havne't seen one of these posts in a while.
>
>TO get things started I'll go with a little Gem from Magnolia
>
>Near the end when that Red haired lady whose name I can't
>remember so I'll just call her Reddy McWhore
>
>Anyhow Reddy is breaking down crying over her soon to be dead,
>RICH husband. SHe startes talking about how she doesn't
>deserve his money and then she delivers this gem
>
>"I'm a horrible wife, oh my GOd I suck other mens COCKS!"
>
>SHe was so hysterical and so earnest that I couldn't help but
>laugh.

not too many women can run a household with they huband and his whore all under the sam roof"

Adolph Ceasar is hilarious as hell

CLASSIC

that shit goes on and on and on.
and yeah, i know it's serious
but that's the fucking JOKER smacking her around like that

--Maurice

He wasn't the Joker in 1974. Try empathizing with Faye (or Mulray). She really likes this guy and has to tell him her deepest darkest secret. And he doesn't believe her! Heartbreaking, I call it.

and i understand that it's a serious moment.
i understand what they're doing.
i udnerstand it's a classic movie moment.
it's great writing.
it's wonderful.

but that shit is FUNNY AS HELL in the execution.
and that's what this post is all about.

I'm just saying I don't think it's funny.

And a lot of that movie is. The guy at the beginning looking at pictures of his wife fucking another man. Jack saying, "Evening Claude, where'd you find the midget." Etc.

...a great scene from one of my favorite movies of all time.

...and quite possibly the winner of this post.

taste this cake ida mae...damn this some good cake

That entire movie was hilarious

Fishburnes greatest comedic performances
Anna Mae,

>taste this cake ida mae...damn this some good cake

...Loved the movie, but it was still hilarious when Sandra Bullock busts her ass on those stairs...

the one girl gets pulled out of the burning car. It goes directly from someone having a near death experience in a car crash to someone tripping on stairs. Hilarious.

at the beginning
dude gets his arm blown off, picks it up, and then stares at it
tried to hold that shit in but I couldn't

some of you all are some sick twisted fucks...with that said

"Cradle to the Grave" when DMX gets bucked

I didn't even laugh but in the entire theater (in a mall in Tampa) my boy let out a good HA HA. that made ME laugh, cause i guess all of X's silent fans didn't appreciate that

"Bourne Identity" when damon takes out the dude who broke into his apt

me and my four boys (all of whom are black or mixed) in a theater with mostly whites. one of my boys at that moment when damon breaks him down and starts to question him said LOUDLY "NIGGA WHO SENT YOU"

that shit was hilarious........part of my laughter was nervous awkward laughter but it was still funny...

COmedy!

it just LOOKS like a parody

when the father says "take these here bullets for them sheets!"



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the ship is sinking, and people are falling off the tip of the ship into the water, and one poor guy bounces off the rudder like *ping*

I laughed at that also

Sandra Bullock falls down the stairs and cries to her maid.
I was holding back laughter. It just seemed so damn pathetic and stupid...
Oh! I fell down stairs!Now hold me you mexican!

everyone was like gasping in awe over the emotions while im holding back all kinds of laughs.

actually i personally found almost all of john q to be unintentionally funny.

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Yeah good one. Specially dem taters mmm hmmm?

when ashtons character woke up in the dorm room on a sunny day after numerous attempts at making things better for everyone. he looked down and was like

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!"

his arms were mollywopped and he couldnt walk.

sadly me and ALL MY FRIENDS laughed at that part.

who is this mark twain?

when he tried to kill himself but couldnt cause of his arms and legs. shit shit shit i cracked up

The whole "DOn't look at me" scene was comedy. I almost feel bad for jacking off while looking at it

Also the scene where Hopper puts on lipstick and starts kissing the guy over and over again. That would have been funny but the girl's reaction to it was just so funny

When Michael is about to whip Jeff's ass, and that naked chick comes out all beaten. That alone isn't funny, but Mike's line "Oh whose that, your Mom ?" got a chuckle

but in royal tenembams when ben stiller is doing the fire drill & his son is like "wheres buckley?" and he sys "buckleys dead, we're all dead, burnt to a crisp" i cracked the fuck up... i was the only one in the theater laughing though...

uses that little girl as a shield, so he wont get shot.

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when the chicks cousin runs out to the car real funny style before they go to do the driveby on Kane

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in such a depressing ass movie, lol

When dude gets knocked out during the hailstorm & when the reporter gets cleared out by the billboard

I just remembered those two

very funny

This movie had a few! For some reason,me and my boys was screamin laughin when Prince clicked the light on lookin for his daddy and the gun shot went off!!! lol

I think it mighta shocked us into nervous laughter or somethin!lol

And let's not forget,"WHERE ARE YOU..WHERE ARE YOU MOTHER******!!! LOL

I know there's a lot of intentional jokes in there, but some of that shit seems like it was supposed to be serious.

At one point this sherrif "Sucker punched" a Ferensics (Sp?) agent, I put "Sucker Punch" in quotations cause that shit looked like it was in slow motion, but it WASN'T

seriously, the funniest thing ive seen in my life, PERIOD.

1. You little NIGLETS!!!

2. David Alan Grier is beating the shit outta Paula Jai Parker and the little kid, and the whole time he's cussin' and talkin' mad shit. I felt bad for laughin' at that shit.

3. Gangster #1: What about us?
Gangster #2: That shit was wrong, man!
Gangster #1: Just drove by and started blastin'!
Gangster #2: That shit was wrong, man!
Gangster #1: We're not even the ones who capped your homie!
Gangster #2: That shit was really wrong, G!

4. Ball: What you sayin'? We dead, motherfucker?
Mr. Simms: VERY!
Bulldog: Motherfucker bullshit! If we dead then what we doin' in a funeral home with your crazy ass?
Mr. Simms: This ain't no funeral home! It ain't the Terror Dome, neither! Welcome to Hell, motherfuckers!

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The part where Pippin becomes Denethor's fool, and sings his song from the Shire, and starts looking mad Osmond-y (as in Donnie, Marie, etc.)

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I'd also like to add the scene in "Curse of the Yellow Flower" where king's soon and handmaiden that have been sleeping together realize they're acutally brother and sister. The whole theater busted out laughing.

I am an EFF BEE EYE A-GENT!

1. Danny Glover's potato house scene with Thandie Newton as Beloved. He got hold of the Voodoo Azz, and lost his everlovin mind. As sick as it was that he was doing the memory of Setha's dead baby, and doing her daughter period, every time I see that scene I bust out laughing. Oh and Baby Suge's Woodland ceremony, and the scene where the sistas talk about Beloved coming back from the grave. Shit cracks me up.

2. The scene in, "The Color Purple", when the mayor's wife, Ms. Millie, takes Ms. Sophia to see her family for Christmas, and then nuts up accusing the black men of assaulting her (i.e. attempted rape). As deplorable as her behavior was, assuming that the brothas were trying to defile her purity, something about seeing her fly around in that car and then run to the tree and cling to Ms. Sophia, is funny. I just wanna slap her, like trick do you look in the mirror every day, what self respecting brotha would even take a second look at your buzzard looking azz.

SMH

she just looked drunk and shermed out anytime something would happen


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This mighta been one of those made for HBO movies...Alfre Woodard and her kid come down south from Chicago to live. Esther Rolle plays a lady w/Alzheimer's, married to Hal Freeman Jr....they go to church and Esther Rolle jumps up in the middle of service and yells "I Wanna Sing!"...and later "Mama!" for absolutely no reason...

I am on the GROUND every time I see it...

Bee...bot we hollered this entire movie...

Oh and Jada Pinkitt's wig in the first Nutty Professor. You mean to tell me you did ALL that make-up on Eddie to become multiple characters and you couldn't buy Jada a human hair wig with a real part?

try the wiiiiine. My friend wee just sitting there waiting for the old guy to snap. I laughed the rest of the scene.-(A Clockwork Orange).

Also the entire premise behind that Jet Li movie Hero. I think Tarantino managed to put his name on this somewhere but . . . the whole premise is like
-scene
-thats not what happened
-scene
-thats not what happened
-scene
-thats not what happened
-scene
-ambiguous whether or not that happened
(this may not be 100% accurate but c'mon)

its one character telling a story and another character calling him out on it. everytime that happened me and my buddy started losing it. and then at the end there is some machiavellian moral like: always trust your emperor. and i actually wanted to see this.

The part where the plane has landed, and Delta Force is planning on getting into the plane before it can take off again(this is the scene right before the terrorist cat kills the ex-GI)....the delta force crew rolls up in this big ass Ninja Turtles-esque truck, with Chuck, in his green cutoff vest, looking dead serious, RIDING ON THE SIDE OF THE TRUCK(got his hand on the door and feet on the ledge below the door) FOR NO FUCKING REASON....lmao, that shit kills me everytime. This guy, lol.

Imitation of life...also te scene when Sarah jane gets beat up. LOL

I was rolling the first time I saw it and repeatedly rewound it.

in The Wicker Man... that could be another addition to the worst NOOOOOO moments in cinema with the Bee scene

it cracks me up everytime.

at the end, when robocop squares off with the big wig in the board room, and after he shoots him thru the window (which is also funny because of the dated CGI) this token black guy over-excitedly gives RoboCop the thumbs up! Its hilarious.

when dude with the afro ran over to coach carter's house to tell him that his boy got shot. dude had a sour ass face before he started crying.

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When Tommy the Clown's house gets the news that his house was broken into. I'm not sure what this says about me, but the sight of a full grown man in clown make-up crying into a camera is funny on about 17 different levels.

i couldn't take the movie seriously....i SWEAR that dude was lookin at oleboy through his bandages...and at one point the guy gets outta a prison fight by waxin poetic....c'mon....