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>(and this is coming from a guy who generally likes dogs more
>than most people.)
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>worst dog ever

Speaking of worst dogs ever. . .

I went over to my dad's house the other day. He's got this big dog over there. Last time I was there it was really friendly. This time not so much. He was chained up in the back of the house (inside the house). I walked into the kitchen, about 30 feet away from the dog and it saw me and started growling.

I said, "Hey, buddy, what's wrong?"

I took another step toward it and the damn thing took off running full speed right in my direction, broke its chain right in half and stopped behind the kitchen table to look at me as if to say: "I'm fixin' to eat you, King Friday."

That was totally not cool.

It's funny you know. . . when you go from completely 100 percent safe (dog on chain) to totally not safe at all (chain broken) in just one split second.

It's a really unique sensation.

Anyway, I just slowly backed away from it until I was close enough to the door to run through it to safety.

But THAT is the worst dog ever.

I'm putting that dog on notice.