While you have too much time on your hands, you sir are hilarious. My brother is still laughing at this. Good shit.

>>I just have one question if anybody knows the answer... why
>>doesn't Vader/Anakin remember R2 and 3CPO in the original
>>trilogy? The droids minds were wiped but shouldn't Vader
>>remember his own creations? Or did he remember them and I
>>just forgot? Iono...
>
>apparently, leaving the scene in fucked with the rhythm that
>Lucas was going for ...
>
>Vader asks about Padme, and Palpy lies to him and says that he
>(Vader) killed her. then, Vader howls that ridiculous
>"NOOOOoooOOOoOOoOOoOoOo!"
>
>in the scene that was cut, Vader finishes his howl, then asks
>about Artoo and Threepio.
>
>Vader: "... and R2D2 and C-3PO?"
>
>Palpy: "?"
>
>Vader: "my droids."
>
>Palpy: "ah, yes! your droids ... they were ... uh ... EATEN
>BY YODA!"
>
>Vader: "eaten by Yoda?! but--"
>
>Palpy: "tut tut, if you don't remember, it is possibly due to
>the amount of pain reducing chemicals we have injected into
>your body ... which we could not have used without THE DARK
>SIDE OF THE FORCE!"
>
>Vader: "but, Yoda was small and to eat a droid the size of--"
>
>Palpy: "pish-posh! i believe Yoda's exact words were,
>'droids! MMM, delicious! eat them, i will!' then, he ate
>them, mumbling something about 'eat or eat not, there is no
>try ...' useless, old space gnome."
>
>Vader: "i have trouble believing--"
>
>Palpy: "do you have trouble believing in THE DARK SIDE OF THE
>FORCE? that the SITH have delivered you from a lifetime of
>fence-sitting servitude with the Jedi Order?"
>
>Vader: "..."
>
>Palpy: "i thought so. come, we have an appointment to make.
>Governor Tarkin is having a 'name this gigantic sphere-shaped
>weapon of ultimate destruction and final defeat of those who
>would oppose us' contest in the break room."
>
>Vader: "yes, master."
>
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