>Disclaimer: the joke is on me man. I hated Dark Knight... But
>I saw Dark Knight Returns. I loathed Dark Knight Returns...but
>I saw Interstellar. I've been duped again, coerced once more
>by Professor Nolan, our day's preeminent
>hack-posing-as-genius.
>
>This flick goes down as light as Thanksgiving dinner.
>
>
>
>Words that should NEVER be uttered more than once in a
>non-educational movie:
>
>relativity
>data
>continuum
>physics
>gravity
>
>With that in mind, I beg you to answer...who is this movie
>for?
>
>
>- Cinema heads will deservedly criticize the bloated and
>pretentious dialogue and blatantly obvious plot holes.
>
>- Actual science nerds will ravage the last 30 minutes mainly
>because they're incomprehensible fairy tale bullshit.
>
>- average joes who wanna go support their man Matty Mc will
>hate this because it talks down to you, drags along, and
>ultimately makes as much sense as Rex Ryan's offenses of the
>last 5 years.
>
>And McConaughey is the heart, soul, and spine of this sinking
>pile of leftover meatloaf. If not for him being the most
>undeniably charismatic actor working today this movie would be
>DOA.
>
>But that's the Nolan formula now, given that he's got carte
>blanche from Warner Brothers.
>
>(You know Warner Brothers right? Ya know, the studio left so
>desperate by their own hubris and Marvel-induced ass kicking
>that they've resorted to giving this egomaniacal fraud the
>keys to the kingdom because they have no other strategy for
>producing hits?
>
>Inception's script is a piece of shit so he hitched his wagon
>to Leo so you ain't notice.
>Prestige is diarrhea so he called in Bale and Wolverine and
>you swallowed it.
>Dark Knight somehow made superheroes humorless, but was
>miraculously salvaged by Heath Ledger's hurricane of a
>performance.
>Can you imagine what all of this shit would look like with,
>say, the casting budget of Guardians of the Galaxy?)
>
>
>It's bogus man:
>
>Nolan does Spielberg-esque numbers, but he never appeals to
>your ethos like Schindler's List or pulls at your heart
>strings like ET.
>
>Nolan gets Scorcese-esque buzz, but his sterile anvil-heavy
>movies NEVER bite like Raging Bull or carry you to a different
>world like Goodfellas.
>
>Christopher Nolan doesn't simply make movies. Christopher
>Nolan can't be bothered by blockbusters. Christopher Nolan
>makes Films with a capital F.
>
>Funny enough, F is the letter grade this movie deserves.
>
>I've sat through more entertaining biology lectures and I've
>endured more riveting Catholic masses. Fuck Interstellar and
>fuck Christopher Nolan two times.


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