All the OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST EVENT IN HISTORY hyperbole has me half expecting to receive 24 hours of no-limits fucking with Sandra Bullock with the enthusiastic insistence of my wife when I swipe my Regal Crown Club Card, which we can all agree would be well worth a $6 ticket.

Since that's not happening, there's absolutely no possible way this movie even approaches the level bwood's rapid enthusiasm places it at.

I do expect an excellent movie though, but my expectations are more realistic.