it's like RZA convinced somebody to give him a lot of money to make a movie after letting them listen to the entire Wu catalog and told them it would the most epic kung fu movie ever. i spent the first half of the movie wondering how a black guy ended up in china in the 1800s. and what little kid says the word "formidable"? it wasn't bad, it just wasn't good.

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