I was in college at the time, and NO ONE was checking for this

They used to do those college advanced screenings, and if I remember correctly, this one was sparsely attended... I mean, it's a FREE, goofy-looking movie, with the dude from In Living Color, surely everybody would want to see that, right? No.
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I'm gonna break down at fifty
And I'm not quite a stallion
I'm a good guy for a gal
And I'm mentally slipping