A trillion dollars buys you a pretty shitty crew.

"Father!" might have been the most pointless revelation I've ever seen.

During tense scenes, the score sounded like one of John Williams's more upbeat cues.

In the future, I guess they decided programming curiosity was a bad idea and didn't do it with the droid in Alien.

Idris Elba's character said it best when he said, "I don't care." I just wanted the movie to end; I didn't care about any questions or answers. The end devolved into bad horror with Noomi surviving unbelievably when the falling ship slams into a rock, doesn't break, and just gets held up. Then the big dude comes for her.

Visually it looked amazing but it was basically a stupid horror movie that floated out big minded ideas to explain why everyone ended up in harm's way.