Stupid part 1/1000:

There is a prison. There is a dude with a rope that is attached to the top of the prison (he's jacked as fuck btw - if anybody is getting out of that shit it's him). People inexplicably wrap themselves in the rope and jump from ledge to ledge, instead of climbing up the rope using the wall for support. This is what they taught us in first grade gym class. YO, FUCKFACE - PUT YOUR LEGS ON THE WALL AND YOUR HANDS ON THE ROPE. CLIMB UP THE ROPE WITH YOUR HANDS, USING YOUR LEGS ON THE WALL AS SUPPORT.

Dear Bruce:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPEQK73npwc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY_-1GGebQE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycCfAkB2vhA
you're such a little bitch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClzaP8HN2wc

In the next episode, we will discuss 100 instances of heavy-handed occupy wallstreet references (Dear Nolan - SHOW us these emotions, don't get characters to give us 5 second soundbytes and talking points).

Final episode - why Bruce Wayne is a 35 year-old billionaire bachelor and is banging chicks that >50% of the dudes in the theater wouldn't touch.

I thought there was no way I would like TDK better than the 3rd one. TDK sucked dick but at least it was visceral. The first half of this shit was just, "Dude, I know you're getting paid to do this shit, but damn Caine, now I know why unemployment climbed to 8.3% this month." The second half was just, "Oh hey, you're catwoman and now you're going off in the sunset with Bruce even though we have mountains of evidence that he loves ugly chicks and not you." That shit sucked worse than TDK, which was already a low bar to hit.

IMO:

Batman (1988) > Batman Returns > Batman Begins >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TDK>>>>> All the rest