106200, HAHAHAHAH ^^ Posted by JAESCOTT777, Tue Jul-24-12 08:07 AM
>Im going to agree here. I am the biggest Chris Nolan >apologist on the planet, but the plot holes in this movie were >massive. > >Batman fights Bane, gets his back broken. Bane apparently >charters a secret jet to take Bruce to Burma or wherever the >prison was, drops him off there - then hustles back to Gotham >to make a 1pm kickoff. Batman is magically healed via palm >thrust + Crossfit, then escapes the dumbest prison ever - >where if one person escapes they can then throw a rope down to >all the other prisoners, allowing them to rape and pillage the >nearby countryside. > >Then, Bruce teleports back into Gotham City, a city now cut >off from the world and guarded by the military. Once inside, >Bruce meets up with Lucius and has the following exchange. > >Lucius: How does it fly? (in reference to "The Bat") >Bruce: Pretty good - EVEN WITHOUT THE AUTOPILOT. > >Here, Bruce's character just decides to be a proactive liar >and randomly just b.s. Lucius about the autopilot working.. > >Why you ask? Well that is because Bruce knew that he would >attack Bane, that he would nearly kill Bane while gargling >loudly and unintelligibly... he knew that Talia Al Ghul would >stab him, he also knew while he was talking to Lucius that >Commissioner Gordon would also make it to the core to jam the >signal from the detonator. In addition he knew that there >would be a chase through the streets with the Bat, Talia, and >the bomb. He ALSO knew that once they caught up to her, she >would flood the tunnel. He ALSO knew that when he finally got >to that point, he would need to make a fake suicide run with >the bomb. > >THAT IS WHY HE PROACTIVELY LIED TO LUCIUS!! Batman does have a >superpower, it is a mind melting degree of perception, able to >predict even the most absurd variables to a pinpoint degree of >accuracy. > >Also, Robin's name isnt Robin - come on Chris. Might as well >name him Bruce Batman, and Catherine Woman. > >Meh.
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