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Posted by JAESCOTT777, Tue Jul-24-12 08:07 AM
>Im going to agree here. I am the biggest Chris Nolan
>apologist on the planet, but the plot holes in this movie were
>massive.
>
>Batman fights Bane, gets his back broken. Bane apparently
>charters a secret jet to take Bruce to Burma or wherever the
>prison was, drops him off there - then hustles back to Gotham
>to make a 1pm kickoff. Batman is magically healed via palm
>thrust + Crossfit, then escapes the dumbest prison ever -
>where if one person escapes they can then throw a rope down to
>all the other prisoners, allowing them to rape and pillage the
>nearby countryside.
>
>Then, Bruce teleports back into Gotham City, a city now cut
>off from the world and guarded by the military. Once inside,
>Bruce meets up with Lucius and has the following exchange.
>
>Lucius: How does it fly? (in reference to "The Bat")
>Bruce: Pretty good - EVEN WITHOUT THE AUTOPILOT.
>
>Here, Bruce's character just decides to be a proactive liar
>and randomly just b.s. Lucius about the autopilot working..
>
>Why you ask? Well that is because Bruce knew that he would
>attack Bane, that he would nearly kill Bane while gargling
>loudly and unintelligibly... he knew that Talia Al Ghul would
>stab him, he also knew while he was talking to Lucius that
>Commissioner Gordon would also make it to the core to jam the
>signal from the detonator. In addition he knew that there
>would be a chase through the streets with the Bat, Talia, and
>the bomb. He ALSO knew that once they caught up to her, she
>would flood the tunnel. He ALSO knew that when he finally got
>to that point, he would need to make a fake suicide run with
>the bomb.
>
>THAT IS WHY HE PROACTIVELY LIED TO LUCIUS!! Batman does have a
>superpower, it is a mind melting degree of perception, able to
>predict even the most absurd variables to a pinpoint degree of
>accuracy.
>
>Also, Robin's name isnt Robin - come on Chris. Might as well
>name him Bruce Batman, and Catherine Woman.
>
>Meh.