How does Avengers, a movie w/100 year old soldiers, a man w/a suit of iron, a norse god & a man w/m.p.d. (multiple personality disorder) make MORE since than one w/real people?!

1)Bane: his voice, shit sounded like Sean Connery at a drive thru window
Ain't he supposed to be south american? how the fuck is he so strong w/o venom? dude had a mask as a luchador type thing due to his heritage & as a way of administering venom, NOT because his mouth hurts. how does a mask stop your mouth from hurting? did it have morphine in that shit?

2)Bruce/Batman: his voice......nuff said on that. how the fuck does he kick a damn wall down w/a brace?! how does he even get ANY hits on Bane during that 1st battle. dude only trained for a couple months. he had NO CARTILAGE ON HIS KNEE & ELBOW, how does he heal that shit in that short amount of time?! he gets his back broken, then just b/c some dude gives him a bear hug on a swing he's fine?! WHEN DOES BATMAN DODGE BULLETS?! especially from automatic weapons? how does he survive a nuclear blast tho? you're recovering from a broken back, trying to climb out of a damn well, you fail but still be fine.....ok.

3)Other movie shit: how do some cops buried underneath a city for all that time overthrow mercenaries who took over gotham in no time? there's a truck w/a nuclear bomb & you........FUCKING SHOOT AT IT?! LOL!

that's not even everything i saw wrong w/this movie. i'm done tho