106059, painfully true critique Posted by will_5198, Tue Jul-24-12 03:40 AM
>- By movie #3, nobody cares about the league of shadows >anymore. It was tiresome by the end of BB. The "bring chaos >to Gotham" angle is so unimaginative that the movie almost >sounded like an Austin Powers movie (honestly).
uh-huh. the whole plot was basically the same as Batman Begins.
>-The birth of Robin was well done. Probably the only >cohesive story told the entire movie.
lol, Robin was omnipresent as shit tho. always at the right sewer hatch, hospital doorway, building entry...
>- The whole "finding yourself" thing with Wayne climbing >out of prison...LOL...
anybody with a brain saw that it paralleled his childhood incident from Batman Begins, but Nolan one-upped his "color inside the lines" storytelling technique with another awful flashback of the actual scene
>- Not a fan of Alfred.
Alfred was a fucking joke. the look on his face when Bruce and Selina are eating dinner was some Benny Hill shit. I was ready for Looney Toons blackout circle around his "shocked" expression.
>- Again: the league of shadows angle was dumb. I almost >spit out my gummi bears (damn right I ration them out >during the WHOLE movie...got it down to a science) when >Liam Neeson showed up, like Ben Kenobi's evil brother.
I WAS IN TEARS...maybe the funniest part of the movie
>- LMAO @ the Scoobie Doo "twist." It worked perfectly because >>nobody cared about the bitch at the center of the twist.
just when I thought Nolan couldn't write a shittier female lead opposite Batman, he outdoes himself! even the awesomeness of Marion Cottilard couldn't save that laughable plot twist.
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