I always think it screams "Look how SMART we are!" That's actually one of the charms of Hornby's What I've Been Reading column -- all those pseudo-snarky remarks about the Spree and their bizarre rituals. Living in the town that houses Eggers & Co., at 826 Valencia, I'm prone to believing in the literal existence of the 48 -- or is it 84? -- veiled banshees wailing SYLVIA PLAAAAAAATH at morning ablutions....