But because they were busy being dickheads, having audible conversations, fidgeting with candy wrappers, etc

No, I ain't a snitch

Yes, I got a refund

But the parts I could focus on and hear were pretty damn funny

I was grinning from the Universal logo onward
(Using ODB's Shimmy Shimmy Ya, featuring the lyric "Ooo baby, I like it raw" is a funny joke in and of itself)

I thought Leslie Mann stole the movie

With Kristen Wiig (who, btw, plays the same character on SNL) a close second

And Heigl is damn pretty... but it's an odd, awkward kind of pretty to me

My initial reaction was that it wasn't as funny as 40 Year-Old Virgin, but like I said, I have to see it again in a more civilized setting just to be sure

(renovated or no, the Universal Citywalk theaters are still shitty... *hands self an L*)

I agreed with a review that said it would have been nice to see if Alison had any friends, beside those three catty chicks she saw outside the baby store

Because the movie's called Knocked Up, not Oh Snap I Knocked This Chick Up, Dudes

Yeah, it's mostly Ben's story, but Alison's equally important, no?

Minor quibbles aside, I was laughing

Also, no love for Ryan Seacrest's rant? I thought it was funnier than just "Ooh, Ryan Seacrest's CUSSIN'!"

And again:
Apatow. Learn the name, and love it.
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(I REPEAT)
... and all that could have been...