The only thing worse than watching Crash is that once you watch it, you have to have an opinion on it. Like, if someone asks, "have you seen Crash?", in the past I could say, "no, not yet", and just dead the conversation right there. Now, since I've seen it, I have two options: lie or run the risk of hurting someone's feelings. Third option: make disparaging remarks about Tony Danza.

I had to see it for a class. It wasn't my choice.


(At least it was better than Cronenberg's.)