This is possibly the most hardcore 2 hours of footage I have seen in a movie theater. The audience was stunned. Mofos were laughing uncomfortably and shit and really didn't kno what to think. I think it is safe to say history has been made.

Chapter One: 2
-smacks wack audience members upside the fuckin head and lets em kno this aint 'Lost in Translation'
-the dialogue b/w Uma and Vivica wasn't delivered the way i wanted, but i think he was going for a little cheese

Chapter Two: The Comatose Bride
-this scared me more than any horror movie i have seen
-'Buck' is my idol

Chapter Three: The Man from Okinawa
-that's Sonny Chiba for those who haven't heard (see 'The Street Fighter' for him ripping a guy's nuts off with his bare hands)
-scoring by Rza really stands out here; this is some of his best work and not just in movies
-might be offensive to Japanese peeps

Chapter Four: Showdown at the House of Blue Leaves
-better than sex w/ Halle Berry

I still think they should have done the whole movie as one part. And I was lead to believe I would see Pai Mei in this half from the trailers.

Anywayz: *****