>Only make it night time, in between a swamp and a biker bar
>by then ame of 'Otto's Cajun Daquiris & Karaoke', and about
>100,000X more terrifying.

hmm...I wonder what's in a Cajun daquiri?


>
>The bitch blind-sided me too.
>
>Now I'm all for the ethical treatment of animals, but I'm
>sorry... if I'm in a life or death situation, I WILL slap an
>egret... AND DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME. You think you know who
>you are??? YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! © Crash

And so, you slapped it?


>
>EDIT: I left out the best part!! As the egret is ferociously
>flapping at my face, I look up, and what do I see but...THE
>FUCKING OWL. Looking a little too pleased with the situation,
>if you smell what I'm cooking. Pardon the pun, but... I think
>they were in ca-hoots.

LMAO!


>
>Long story short, no one got hurt. I think. I mean, I know *I*
>wasn't hurt. It's hard to tell with egrets, since they fly
>kind of funny to begin with.

lol! Well, I'm glad you weren't hurt.


>
>Here's a picture, for those of you who failed 9th grade
>biology:
>
>http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imagen:Egretta_thula1.jpg
>
>Doesn't really do the beast justice though. You really gotta
>look directly into their eyes to get the full effect.

Yeah, see, you got fuzzy little baby egrets in the pic. That's no good.

You oughta like this description:

"As with other herons, the crudeness of the nest, the elliptical form of the egg, and other signs suggest to some scientists that these birds are one of the lower forms on the scale of bird life, not far removed from the reptiles, when one reckons in eons of time."

From: http://www.assateague.com/sn-egret.html

So, was your egret of the Snowy or Great persuasion?


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