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26118, I'll take a stab at it.
Posted by Melanism, Mon Jul-11-05 09:58 PM
>The Hulk

Depends which Hulk.

>Silver Surfer

Nope

>Phoenix

He would take her out when Jean Grey fought for control

>Wolverine

He would beat him in hadn to hand. Y'all at like Wolverine hasn't had his ass handed to him by the Punisher.

>X-Man

Nope.

>Professor X

Nope.

>Collossus

His eyes are vulnerable

>Iron Man

He'd get his suit shut down

>Vision

Yes.

>The Thing

Eyes.

>Spider Man

Please

>Cannonball

His inexperience would do him in

>Juggernaut

He'd get the helmet off. it's been done.

>Apocalypse

He beat Darkseid in Rock of Ages. Apolcalypse is comparable.

>Archangel

Warren's temper would do him in.

>Magneto

If he knew his powers, Batman would throw everything not made of metal at him.

>Sinister

PLease. We don't even know what his powers are except to screw with continuity

>Onslaught

No.

>Cyclops

Um, stand behind him. Storm beat him without powers.

>Emma Frost

No. She's a killer.

>Namor

Same way he beat Aquaman in Tower of babel

>Gambit

Please.

>Rogue

He would let rogue touch him and she would become a regular human. Then he'd bitchslap her.

>Banshee

Cover his ears.

>Gladiator

No.

>Nightcrawler

His smell would give him away.

>Superman

Been there, done that

>Havok

Nothing special

>Beast

Beast is not a tatical fighter.

>M

Nothing special

>Cable

A shell of his true powers. Deadpool has handed him his ass.

>Polaris

Not sane. Easy to distract

>Psylocke

Hand ot hand combat.

>Galactus and his Heralds

No.

>Quicksilver
Same way he beat Flash in Tower of babel

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