26118, I'll take a stab at it. Posted by Melanism, Mon Jul-11-05 09:58 PM
>The Hulk
Depends which Hulk.
>Silver Surfer
Nope
>Phoenix
He would take her out when Jean Grey fought for control
>Wolverine
He would beat him in hadn to hand. Y'all at like Wolverine hasn't had his ass handed to him by the Punisher.
>X-Man
Nope.
>Professor X
Nope.
>Collossus
His eyes are vulnerable
>Iron Man
He'd get his suit shut down
>Vision
Yes.
>The Thing
Eyes.
>Spider Man
Please
>Cannonball
His inexperience would do him in
>Juggernaut
He'd get the helmet off. it's been done.
>Apocalypse
He beat Darkseid in Rock of Ages. Apolcalypse is comparable.
>Archangel
Warren's temper would do him in.
>Magneto
If he knew his powers, Batman would throw everything not made of metal at him.
>Sinister
PLease. We don't even know what his powers are except to screw with continuity
>Onslaught
No.
>Cyclops
Um, stand behind him. Storm beat him without powers.
>Emma Frost
No. She's a killer.
>Namor
Same way he beat Aquaman in Tower of babel
>Gambit
Please.
>Rogue
He would let rogue touch him and she would become a regular human. Then he'd bitchslap her.
>Banshee
Cover his ears.
>Gladiator
No.
>Nightcrawler
His smell would give him away.
>Superman
Been there, done that
>Havok
Nothing special
>Beast
Beast is not a tatical fighter.
>M
Nothing special
>Cable
A shell of his true powers. Deadpool has handed him his ass.
>Polaris
Not sane. Easy to distract
>Psylocke
Hand ot hand combat.
>Galactus and his Heralds
No.
>Quicksilver Same way he beat Flash in Tower of babel
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