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26108, As an AVID MARVEL FAN and as a Batman fan, my response Posted by Frank Longo, Mon Jul-11-05 05:46 PM
>The Hulk
No.
>Silver Surfer
Yeah, SS would prolly fuck him up. But SS is damn near a god, so that's not really fair.
>Phoenix
Dark Phoenix could prolly take him down.
>Wolverine
As much as I love Logan (no homo), no. Bruce could easily replicate Magneto's pull-the-metal-off-his-bones.
>X-Man
Not ever.
>Professor X
Not ever.
>Collossus
Not ever.
>Iron Man
Possible. Bruce would have some trouble I think, but he'd offer him a beer as Bruce Wayne, and shit would be OVER.
>Vision
Possible again. But I lean towards Bruce.
>The Thing
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
>Spider Man
Too pussy to take out fucking Bruce Wayne! Come on now!
>Cannonball
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
>Juggernaut
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??
>Apocalypse
Possible. But the A-man's been taken down before, and Bruce would know how to do it.
>Archangel
This has to be a joke. It has to be.
>Magneto
Mags is the closest non-cosmic mutant to beating him.
>Sinister
No.
>Onslaught
No.
>Cyclops
Also has GOT TO BE A JOKE.
>Emma Frost
Not a chance.
>Namor
In water, yes. Otherwise, not a chance.
>Gambit
He's my favorite character, and HELL NO.
>Rogue
Also seriously must be a joke.
>Banshee
FUCKING JOKE.
>Gladiator
This is Batman we're talking about, you know this right?
>Nightcrawler
Nope. Never ever ever.
>Superman
Nope. See the several comics where they've fought.
>Havok
LMAO LMAO LMAO
>Beast
WHAT???? IS THIS POST FOR REAL???? PINCH ME!!!
>M >Cable >Polaris >Psylocke
Nein.
>Galactus and his Heralds
Yes, prolly. But Bruce could prolly convince Galactus to not fight him. He's a wily lil bastard.
>Quicksilver
Yeah, the D-grade Flash could beat him. I've always hated Quicksilver.
THIS IS BATMAN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE!!! He has limitless intelligence, cunning, and most importantly, money. With enough time to prepare, he will discover everyone's weakness and beat more or less everyone who is not a cosmic being or a god.
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