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26108, As an AVID MARVEL FAN and as a Batman fan, my response
Posted by Frank Longo, Mon Jul-11-05 05:46 PM
>The Hulk

No.

>Silver Surfer

Yeah, SS would prolly fuck him up. But SS is damn near a god, so that's not really fair.

>Phoenix

Dark Phoenix could prolly take him down.

>Wolverine

As much as I love Logan (no homo), no. Bruce could easily replicate Magneto's pull-the-metal-off-his-bones.

>X-Man

Not ever.

>Professor X

Not ever.

>Collossus

Not ever.

>Iron Man

Possible. Bruce would have some trouble I think, but he'd offer him a beer as Bruce Wayne, and shit would be OVER.

>Vision

Possible again. But I lean towards Bruce.

>The Thing

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

>Spider Man

Too pussy to take out fucking Bruce Wayne! Come on now!

>Cannonball

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

>Juggernaut

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??

>Apocalypse

Possible. But the A-man's been taken down before, and Bruce would know how to do it.

>Archangel

This has to be a joke. It has to be.

>Magneto

Mags is the closest non-cosmic mutant to beating him.

>Sinister

No.

>Onslaught

No.

>Cyclops

Also has GOT TO BE A JOKE.

>Emma Frost

Not a chance.

>Namor

In water, yes. Otherwise, not a chance.

>Gambit

He's my favorite character, and HELL NO.

>Rogue

Also seriously must be a joke.

>Banshee

FUCKING JOKE.

>Gladiator

This is Batman we're talking about, you know this right?

>Nightcrawler

Nope. Never ever ever.

>Superman

Nope. See the several comics where they've fought.

>Havok

LMAO LMAO LMAO

>Beast

WHAT???? IS THIS POST FOR REAL???? PINCH ME!!!

>M
>Cable
>Polaris
>Psylocke

Nein.

>Galactus and his Heralds

Yes, prolly. But Bruce could prolly convince Galactus to not fight him. He's a wily lil bastard.

>Quicksilver

Yeah, the D-grade Flash could beat him. I've always hated Quicksilver.

THIS IS BATMAN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE!!! He has limitless intelligence, cunning, and most importantly, money. With enough time to prepare, he will discover everyone's weakness and beat more or less everyone who is not a cosmic being or a god.